Re: Phil
BeH <[email protected]> Tue, 26 Mar 2024 20:46:14 +0100
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | Global Aardvark Preservation Society |
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On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Snippage] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [slippage] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [shippage] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [scrippage] >>>>>>>>>>>> [front page] >>>>>>>>>>> [page 6] >>>>>>>>>> [Is that the one with the barely dressed wimmen?] >>>>>>>>> [Maybe in the past. I'm sure some femi-nazi made them >>>>>>>>> discontinue that practice] >>>>>>>> [I shall refrain from posting a link to the local 'page9' site >>>>>>>> and its multiple galleries, then. To appease the femi-nazis] >>>>>>> [You think they're watching?] >>>>>> [They are *always* watching.] >>>>> [Even now? I think no one is watching now] >>>> [But they could be. Better safe than sorry] >>> [Why? What do you think would happen?] >> [They could find out I posted the link to the page9 site.] > [Not from me, they won't] [They could be monitoring all the newsgroups] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can see myself stealing your snacks. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> uh-oh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are really itching for a trip to the dark pit, aren't >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You wouldn't! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> No! It's cold and damp as well as dark in there. And you >>>>>>>>>>>> don't get any coffee. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Great! I'll go through DTs and have an afro. >>>>>>>>>> But nobody will see it. Because of the pit being very dark. >>>>>>>>> Surely they'll see me when I return. >>>>>>>> If. It's very cold and damp in the dark pit, and stealing my >>>>>>>> snacks is a serious offence. I wouldn't do it if I was you. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> But, but... >>>>>>> I'm your only friend in the whole world.... >>>>>> Undisputed rulers don't have friends - only minions and potential >>>>>> usurpers. >>>>>> >>>>> I don't want to be ruler. So there! >>>> Thats what all the aspiring usurpers say. >>>> Stealing snacks is more an usurper thing than a minion thing, soo... >>>> >>> I was hungry, You need to feed your minions more. >> The minions are supposed to feed me - not the other way round. Along >> with their other duties of course. >> > Being a minion isn't all it's cracked up to be. At least they aren't peasants... It really is a privilege in many ways. >>>>>>>>>>>> Waitaminute! Zombies don't become zombies by being infected. >>>>>>>>>>>> They get bewitched by a Voodoo priest(ess). >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Clearly not. >>>>>>>>>>> The CDC told Rick Grimes that we all have the virus inside >>>>>>>>>>> us. >>>>>>>>>> Thay must be talking about something else. Chicken flu maybe. >>>>>>>>>> Or whatever is the cause of gambling fever. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I bet it wasn't. >>>>>>>> That's just shoddy science, then. Either that or it's not proper >>>>>>>> zombies at all but something else presenting as zombiefication. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> D'oh! >>>>>>> You said 'gambling fever' so I said 'I bet' >>>>>> So you have whatever is the cause of gambling fever. Which I >>>>>> presume didn't turn you into a zombie, thereby proving my point I >>>>>> think. >>>>>> >>>>> My brane hurts! >>>> Could be a symptom of the gambling fever. Maybe you should >>>> isolate... >>>> >>> <hides in basement> >> Normally it's just 'stay home and wash your hands often', but whatever >> you need to do I guess. As long as there isn't a gambling den in the >> basement. >> > There's always a gambling den as long as there is an internet > connection. I rather suspect one will also need a valid credit card or somesuch. >>>>>>>>>>>>> I work with analysts and mathematicians. I am the cool kid >>>>>>>>>>>>> :) >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Cool. That explains all the zoom meetings, then. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I think the zoom meetings are a function of everyone working >>>>>>>>>>> at home. >>>>>>>>>> I'm not. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You're not what? >>>>>>>> Working from home. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> No Zoom meetings for you then! >>>>>> Oh noes!!1! How will I survive. >>>>>> >>>>>>> Or we could have a usenet Zoom meeting to talk about brocolli. >>>>>> There's nothing to discuss regarding broccoli. (Or brocolli for >>>>>> that matter.) >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> the discussion could be how to spell brocolli or who makes the most >>>>> typos. >>>> I would rather not discuss anything relating to broccoli. >>>> >>> You talk about brocolli all the time. >>> There are several threads about it. >> Sometimes ones personal preferences has to yield to the obligation of >> correcting something wrong being stated on the internet. >> > > Even if one posts something which is incorrect? That is exactly the opposite of what I do. -- BeH "No nation can be free if it opresses other nations" - F. Engels