Re: Barbara

Merlyne <[email protected]> Sun, 31 Mar 2024 20:39:08 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
>> 
>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want.
>>>>>>>>>> Try and stop me.
>>>>>>>>> Barbarism!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yelling isn't going to make me stop.
>>>>>>> I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did you say jelly?
>>>>>
>>>>> Who? I don't know any Jenny.
>>>>
>>>> Excellent! Your hearing is going!
>>>> <mutters something>
>>> Speak up you young punk *shakes walking stick at you*
>>>
>> *stands on your lawn*
> 
> Gedoff! I don't tend that lawn every month in the season just so you
> can stand around on it. Lawns are for looking at and having a nicer
> one than the neighbours.
> 

Really?

Well, when I'm your age, I'm going to let people stand on my lawn.

>>>>>>>>>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast is
>>>>>>>>>> at the same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes cover all
>>>>>>>>>> the bases. 
>>>>>>>>> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how
>>>>>>>>> someone's 24 hour cycle is organised. That's when you want
>>>>>>>>> some high carbohydrate foodstuff to get the motor running, so
>>>>>>>>> to speak. Dinner is when the high protein food should be
>>>>>>>>> ingested to regenerate muscles while resting after a day of
>>>>>>>>> toil. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is
>>>>>>>> protein. 
>>>>>>> Yes. And the waffles are incongruent.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't knock 'til you tried it...
>>>>> I've tried waffles. And chicken. They don't go together...
>>>>>
>>>> But they do!
>>> Only in the same way that pastry and guacamole goes together.
>>>
>> That is also yummy!
> 
> *internal screaming*
> No Merlyne. That is not "yummy" - that is cursed and/or satanic.
> 

You say that about everything ...

>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have
>>>>>>>>>>>> to eat. 
>>>>>>>>>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for
>>>>>>>>>>> example there are rules for the sequence of what you eat if
>>>>>>>>>>> it's a multi course meal. Dinner is soup - fish - poultry -
>>>>>>>>>>> steak - dessert - cheese or how many of those you wish to
>>>>>>>>>>> include. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Or waffles and chicken.
>>>>>>>>>> What does the order of food matter?
>>>>>>>>> Tradition! It's how it has always been done.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> then it's time for a change.
>>>>>>> Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And
>>>>>>> total collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together, people
>>>>>>> marrying box-turtles and women wanting to vote...
>>>>>>> Is that what you want!?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> [X] Yes
>>>>> Well then, what can I say except: onwards to the barricades. Vive
>>>>> libertĂȘ. Stuff like that.
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comfort. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cardigan in festive colours.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scholarly. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons
>>>>>>>>>>>>> with floral patterns. Pewter maybe.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them.
>>>>>>>>>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm
>>>>>>>>>>> touched. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Stop touching yourself.
>>>>>>>>> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and
>>>>>>>>> sacrifice. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're lucky I'm such a nice person.
>>>>>>> Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not yet. I should do that soon since I heard postage rates are
>>>>>> going up because nobody mails anything anymore.
>>>>> Nobody but the very rich, like banks and the gubbernment
>>>>> sometimes... Also a <100g domestic letter(B) here is 25DKK
>>>>> (~4.90CAD) for delivery within five (5) days. Next day delivery
>>>>> (A) is 35DKK (~6.85CAD). Fcsking politicians with their
>>>>> profitability requirement and selling the institution to the
>>>>> swedes... 
>>>>>
>>>> Too funny!
>>>> The businesses that mail stuff out get the bulk rate which is way 
>>>> cheaper like 17 cents a letter.
>>> I know. Also packets of things one buys on the internet. But
>>> returning something is the 'standard' postage.
>>>
>> Plus the 'restocking' fee.
> Why would they need restocking if they get their stuff back? That
> makes no sense...
> 

Exactly!
And yet they charge it all the same...

>>>>>>>>>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there?
>>>>>>>>> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer. The
>>>>>>>>> Ice cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and the
>>>>>>>>> extensive selection of ice cream flavours for scooping close
>>>>>>>>> for winter, I'm pretty sure. It might have changed nowadays
>>>>>>>>> what with all the foreign tourists and their strange dietary
>>>>>>>>> habits. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate a
>>>>>>> plateful of calamari.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yuck!
>>>>>
>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>>>
>>>> I will be if you will be.
>>>> Also. I have a fish and seafood allergy.
>>>
>>> You have an excuse for everything.
>> 
>> It's also about chosing not to die.
> 
> There's that too I suppose.
>