Re: Barbara
Merlyne <[email protected]> Sun, 31 Mar 2024 20:39:08 -0000 (UTC)
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want. >>>>>>>>>> Try and stop me. >>>>>>>>> Barbarism! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Yelling isn't going to make me stop. >>>>>>> I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly... >>>>>> >>>>>> Did you say jelly? >>>>> >>>>> Who? I don't know any Jenny. >>>> >>>> Excellent! Your hearing is going! >>>> <mutters something> >>> Speak up you young punk *shakes walking stick at you* >>> >> *stands on your lawn* > > Gedoff! I don't tend that lawn every month in the season just so you > can stand around on it. Lawns are for looking at and having a nicer > one than the neighbours. > Really? Well, when I'm your age, I'm going to let people stand on my lawn. >>>>>>>>>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast is >>>>>>>>>> at the same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes cover all >>>>>>>>>> the bases. >>>>>>>>> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how >>>>>>>>> someone's 24 hour cycle is organised. That's when you want >>>>>>>>> some high carbohydrate foodstuff to get the motor running, so >>>>>>>>> to speak. Dinner is when the high protein food should be >>>>>>>>> ingested to regenerate muscles while resting after a day of >>>>>>>>> toil. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is >>>>>>>> protein. >>>>>>> Yes. And the waffles are incongruent. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Don't knock 'til you tried it... >>>>> I've tried waffles. And chicken. They don't go together... >>>>> >>>> But they do! >>> Only in the same way that pastry and guacamole goes together. >>> >> That is also yummy! > > *internal screaming* > No Merlyne. That is not "yummy" - that is cursed and/or satanic. > You say that about everything ... >>>>>>>>>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have >>>>>>>>>>>> to eat. >>>>>>>>>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for >>>>>>>>>>> example there are rules for the sequence of what you eat if >>>>>>>>>>> it's a multi course meal. Dinner is soup - fish - poultry - >>>>>>>>>>> steak - dessert - cheese or how many of those you wish to >>>>>>>>>>> include. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Or waffles and chicken. >>>>>>>>>> What does the order of food matter? >>>>>>>>> Tradition! It's how it has always been done. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> then it's time for a change. >>>>>>> Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And >>>>>>> total collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together, people >>>>>>> marrying box-turtles and women wanting to vote... >>>>>>> Is that what you want!? >>>>>>> >>>>>> [X] Yes >>>>> Well then, what can I say except: onwards to the barricades. Vive >>>>> libertĂȘ. Stuff like that. >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comfort. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cardigan in festive colours. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look >>>>>>>>>>>>>> scholarly. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons >>>>>>>>>>>>> with floral patterns. Pewter maybe. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them. >>>>>>>>>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm >>>>>>>>>>> touched. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Stop touching yourself. >>>>>>>>> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and >>>>>>>>> sacrifice. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You're lucky I'm such a nice person. >>>>>>> Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons? >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Not yet. I should do that soon since I heard postage rates are >>>>>> going up because nobody mails anything anymore. >>>>> Nobody but the very rich, like banks and the gubbernment >>>>> sometimes... Also a <100g domestic letter(B) here is 25DKK >>>>> (~4.90CAD) for delivery within five (5) days. Next day delivery >>>>> (A) is 35DKK (~6.85CAD). Fcsking politicians with their >>>>> profitability requirement and selling the institution to the >>>>> swedes... >>>>> >>>> Too funny! >>>> The businesses that mail stuff out get the bulk rate which is way >>>> cheaper like 17 cents a letter. >>> I know. Also packets of things one buys on the internet. But >>> returning something is the 'standard' postage. >>> >> Plus the 'restocking' fee. > Why would they need restocking if they get their stuff back? That > makes no sense... > Exactly! And yet they charge it all the same... >>>>>>>>>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there? >>>>>>>>> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer. The >>>>>>>>> Ice cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and the >>>>>>>>> extensive selection of ice cream flavours for scooping close >>>>>>>>> for winter, I'm pretty sure. It might have changed nowadays >>>>>>>>> what with all the foreign tourists and their strange dietary >>>>>>>>> habits. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate a >>>>>>> plateful of calamari. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Yuck! >>>>> >>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food. >>>>> >>>> I will be if you will be. >>>> Also. I have a fish and seafood allergy. >>> >>> You have an excuse for everything. >> >> It's also about chosing not to die. > > There's that too I suppose. >