Re: Under the wire congratulations...

Merlyne <[email protected]> Sun, 31 Mar 2024 20:39:10 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
>> 
>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, then. I've never heard of an anti-fatigue mat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before. Or a bosu ball. You sure have some mighty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strange stuff over there in foreignland. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean helpful.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said what I said. And I still don't know what a bozo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ball is... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like half a stability ball.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So not really a ball at all... Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, half a ball will be as flat as the earth on one
>>>>>>>>>>>>> side. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> My brane hurts.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You should have accepted that brane massage when I offered,
>>>>>>>>>>> possibly. Or is it the cold?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Your fingers were sticky.
>>>>>>>>> Yes of course, from the soothing brane oil. It greatly
>>>>>>>>> enhances the experience.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What if leaves residue?
>>>>>>>> Then China might be using 5G to spy on me.
>>>>>>> First of all I'm a little hurt  you think I would use 5G
>>>>>>> permeable brane oil. Second of all they can do that anyway with
>>>>>>> the chip that was in the vaccine.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I must have peed the chip out by now. The vaccines only last for
>>>>>> 6 months or so.
>>>>> Allegedly - but that doesn't affect the chip. If I understand it
>>>>> the chip wanders to your brane and stays there forever doing it's
>>>>> mind controlling thing whenever it receives the proper 5G signal.
>>>>>
>>>> Oh dear!
>>>> Pass the branewash. I need a flush!
>>> If you got vaccinated back when it was in vogue it may be too late.
>>> One of those Musk chips may be the only solution by now.
>>>
>> I'm doomed!!
> 
> We all are - sooner or later. The world is ending at some point.
> 

Nah.
I think Mother Earth has been here for a looooooooong time and will 
eventually rid herself of us.

>>>>>>>>>> Who wants X-rays?
>>>>>>>>> I for one am quite pleased to have my teeth's picture taken
>>>>>>>>> every few years. To check for invisible to the naked eye
>>>>>>>>> cracks or breakage. It did help with finding the last bit of
>>>>>>>>> tooth from the one I had to have replaced a few years back.
>>>>>>>>> And that one didn't cost me anything because it was a bit the
>>>>>>>>> dentist missed the first time around. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A crown fell off recently. She charged me $200 to have it
>>>>>>>> reglued even though they're not supposed to come off. Faulty
>>>>>>>> installation. 
>>>>>>> Don't they have warranty for that sort of thing? I had a
>>>>>>> porcelain insert made many years ago that fell off after seven
>>>>>>> or eight years. I went back to the dentist who installed that
>>>>>>> and had the tooth rebuild (with that white stuff they use for
>>>>>>> fillings now) for free. 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Apparently not.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't calcium bad for your heart?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not especially, I don't think. It builds strong bones - or
>>>>>>>>>>>>> brittle if one is an older person (more so women than men
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've heard). 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I heard it leaves plaque on heart or clogs your arteries or
>>>>>>>>>>>> something. 
>>>>>>>>>>> That's cholesterol mostly, I believe. Calcium builds up on
>>>>>>>>>>> your teeth if you are a dry-mouth. And fluoride does nothing
>>>>>>>>>>> about that. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-links-too-much-
>> calcium
>>>>>>>>>> - 
>>>>>> to-
>>>>>>>>>> heart-disease-20100812204
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If it isn't one thing it's another. Heart disease for all...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Between that and cancer, we're all doomed.
>>>>>>> It's an inherent flaw in the design. I bet a consumer protection
>>>>>>> organisation would have a lot to say about the design of the
>>>>>>> human body. Just the choice of material alone is a scandal.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Probably.
>>>>>> It's like IKEA products, there are a handful of useless parts in
>>>>>> the box.
>>>>> It's all the fault of EVOLUTION and DARWINISM. If not for those
>>>>> all our body parts would be perfect. This doesn't apply to IKEA
>>>>> stuff. They put some extra of the small bits in the package
>>>>> because they know people lose some of them.
>>>>>
>>>> You just blurted out their secrets on the internet!
>>> I don't think that's a secret. People lose stuff all the time.
>>>
>> 
>> I know I do.
> 
> And then, years later you find that little round metal thing that you
> put in the hole and twist with a screwdriver so it grabs the little
> metal rod to fix the parts together. And then you say: "Oh there it
> is. Thank the gods IKEA put some extra in the bag so I could still put
> my <furniture item> together.
> 

Like I would buy furniture from Ikea.
*snickers*

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My well water has lime and iron. Well not anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lime I would worry about a bit. I've seen in the movies
>>>>>>>>>>>>> what it can do to dead bodies. A bit extra iron is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably good for you. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The use lye to dissolve bpdy parts.
>>>>>>>>>>> Also quicklime solution - so I've been lead to believe.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess I missed that episode of Murdoch Mysteries.
>>>>>>>>> I don't know what that is. If it's anything 'true crime' I
>>>>>>>>> also don't want to know. I will not support this infestation.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Murdoch Mysteries is bad Canadian crime drama set in 1905
>>>>>>>> Toronto. 
>>>>>>> I see. Does it include a lot of moose-related crime or is it all
>>>>>>> murders all the time like most series?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The second thing. I think it's almost at season 20. They ran out
>>>>>> of plots about 5 seasons ago.
>>>>> They can always do the thing where the whole episode is about how
>>>>> difficult the (private) life of a detective is and then let a
>>>>> uniformed cop catch the killer by accident in the end...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm feeling sleepy now...
>>> That's okay - you won't miss any vital plot points in this episode.
>>>
>> 
>> Wake me 10 minutes before the end, when all the suspects are
>> assembled. 
> 
> Oops. Sorry, I missed it. I was doing other stuff.
> 

I need closure!
We have to watch it again.