Re: Under the wire congratulations...
Merlyne <[email protected]> Sun, 31 Mar 2024 20:39:10 -0000 (UTC)
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, then. I've never heard of an anti-fatigue mat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before. Or a bosu ball. You sure have some mighty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strange stuff over there in foreignland. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean helpful. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said what I said. And I still don't know what a bozo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ball is... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like half a stability ball. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So not really a ball at all... Figures. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> How? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, half a ball will be as flat as the earth on one >>>>>>>>>>>>> side. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> My brane hurts. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You should have accepted that brane massage when I offered, >>>>>>>>>>> possibly. Or is it the cold? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Your fingers were sticky. >>>>>>>>> Yes of course, from the soothing brane oil. It greatly >>>>>>>>> enhances the experience. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> What if leaves residue? >>>>>>>> Then China might be using 5G to spy on me. >>>>>>> First of all I'm a little hurt you think I would use 5G >>>>>>> permeable brane oil. Second of all they can do that anyway with >>>>>>> the chip that was in the vaccine. >>>>>> >>>>>> I must have peed the chip out by now. The vaccines only last for >>>>>> 6 months or so. >>>>> Allegedly - but that doesn't affect the chip. If I understand it >>>>> the chip wanders to your brane and stays there forever doing it's >>>>> mind controlling thing whenever it receives the proper 5G signal. >>>>> >>>> Oh dear! >>>> Pass the branewash. I need a flush! >>> If you got vaccinated back when it was in vogue it may be too late. >>> One of those Musk chips may be the only solution by now. >>> >> I'm doomed!! > > We all are - sooner or later. The world is ending at some point. > Nah. I think Mother Earth has been here for a looooooooong time and will eventually rid herself of us. >>>>>>>>>> Who wants X-rays? >>>>>>>>> I for one am quite pleased to have my teeth's picture taken >>>>>>>>> every few years. To check for invisible to the naked eye >>>>>>>>> cracks or breakage. It did help with finding the last bit of >>>>>>>>> tooth from the one I had to have replaced a few years back. >>>>>>>>> And that one didn't cost me anything because it was a bit the >>>>>>>>> dentist missed the first time around. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> A crown fell off recently. She charged me $200 to have it >>>>>>>> reglued even though they're not supposed to come off. Faulty >>>>>>>> installation. >>>>>>> Don't they have warranty for that sort of thing? I had a >>>>>>> porcelain insert made many years ago that fell off after seven >>>>>>> or eight years. I went back to the dentist who installed that >>>>>>> and had the tooth rebuild (with that white stuff they use for >>>>>>> fillings now) for free. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> Apparently not. >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't calcium bad for your heart? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Not especially, I don't think. It builds strong bones - or >>>>>>>>>>>>> brittle if one is an older person (more so women than men >>>>>>>>>>>>> I've heard). >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I heard it leaves plaque on heart or clogs your arteries or >>>>>>>>>>>> something. >>>>>>>>>>> That's cholesterol mostly, I believe. Calcium builds up on >>>>>>>>>>> your teeth if you are a dry-mouth. And fluoride does nothing >>>>>>>>>>> about that. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-links-too-much- >> calcium >>>>>>>>>> - >>>>>> to- >>>>>>>>>> heart-disease-20100812204 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> If it isn't one thing it's another. Heart disease for all... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Between that and cancer, we're all doomed. >>>>>>> It's an inherent flaw in the design. I bet a consumer protection >>>>>>> organisation would have a lot to say about the design of the >>>>>>> human body. Just the choice of material alone is a scandal. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Probably. >>>>>> It's like IKEA products, there are a handful of useless parts in >>>>>> the box. >>>>> It's all the fault of EVOLUTION and DARWINISM. If not for those >>>>> all our body parts would be perfect. This doesn't apply to IKEA >>>>> stuff. They put some extra of the small bits in the package >>>>> because they know people lose some of them. >>>>> >>>> You just blurted out their secrets on the internet! >>> I don't think that's a secret. People lose stuff all the time. >>> >> >> I know I do. > > And then, years later you find that little round metal thing that you > put in the hole and twist with a screwdriver so it grabs the little > metal rod to fix the parts together. And then you say: "Oh there it > is. Thank the gods IKEA put some extra in the bag so I could still put > my <furniture item> together. > Like I would buy furniture from Ikea. *snickers* >>>>>>>>>>>>>> My well water has lime and iron. Well not anymore. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Lime I would worry about a bit. I've seen in the movies >>>>>>>>>>>>> what it can do to dead bodies. A bit extra iron is >>>>>>>>>>>>> probably good for you. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> The use lye to dissolve bpdy parts. >>>>>>>>>>> Also quicklime solution - so I've been lead to believe. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I guess I missed that episode of Murdoch Mysteries. >>>>>>>>> I don't know what that is. If it's anything 'true crime' I >>>>>>>>> also don't want to know. I will not support this infestation. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Murdoch Mysteries is bad Canadian crime drama set in 1905 >>>>>>>> Toronto. >>>>>>> I see. Does it include a lot of moose-related crime or is it all >>>>>>> murders all the time like most series? >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> The second thing. I think it's almost at season 20. They ran out >>>>>> of plots about 5 seasons ago. >>>>> They can always do the thing where the whole episode is about how >>>>> difficult the (private) life of a detective is and then let a >>>>> uniformed cop catch the killer by accident in the end... >>>>> >>>> >>>> I'm feeling sleepy now... >>> That's okay - you won't miss any vital plot points in this episode. >>> >> >> Wake me 10 minutes before the end, when all the suspects are >> assembled. > > Oops. Sorry, I missed it. I was doing other stuff. > I need closure! We have to watch it again.