Re: Under the wire congratulations...
BeH <[email protected]> Sun, 7 Apr 2024 15:20:27 +0200
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | Global Aardvark Preservation Society |
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On 31.03.2024 22.39, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, then. I've never heard of an anti-fatigue mat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before. Or a bosu ball. You sure have some mighty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strange stuff over there in foreignland. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean helpful. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said what I said. And I still don't know what a bozo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ball is... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like half a stability ball. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So not really a ball at all... Figures. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, half a ball will be as flat as the earth on one >>>>>>>>>>>>>> side. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> My brane hurts. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You should have accepted that brane massage when I offered, >>>>>>>>>>>> possibly. Or is it the cold? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Your fingers were sticky. >>>>>>>>>> Yes of course, from the soothing brane oil. It greatly >>>>>>>>>> enhances the experience. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> What if leaves residue? >>>>>>>>> Then China might be using 5G to spy on me. >>>>>>>> First of all I'm a little hurt you think I would use 5G >>>>>>>> permeable brane oil. Second of all they can do that anyway with >>>>>>>> the chip that was in the vaccine. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I must have peed the chip out by now. The vaccines only last for >>>>>>> 6 months or so. >>>>>> Allegedly - but that doesn't affect the chip. If I understand it >>>>>> the chip wanders to your brane and stays there forever doing it's >>>>>> mind controlling thing whenever it receives the proper 5G signal. >>>>>> >>>>> Oh dear! >>>>> Pass the branewash. I need a flush! >>>> If you got vaccinated back when it was in vogue it may be too late. >>>> One of those Musk chips may be the only solution by now. >>>> >>> I'm doomed!! >> >> We all are - sooner or later. The world is ending at some point. >> > > Nah. > I think Mother Earth has been here for a looooooooong time and will > eventually rid herself of us. Sure. So far we have only been a blip in history even compared to the dinosaur times. But no later than when the sun burns out we have to move out or perish. As the world stands at the moment the actual removal of the human species could be next thursday or anytime after that... >>>>>>>>>>> Who wants X-rays? >>>>>>>>>> I for one am quite pleased to have my teeth's picture taken >>>>>>>>>> every few years. To check for invisible to the naked eye >>>>>>>>>> cracks or breakage. It did help with finding the last bit of >>>>>>>>>> tooth from the one I had to have replaced a few years back. >>>>>>>>>> And that one didn't cost me anything because it was a bit the >>>>>>>>>> dentist missed the first time around. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> A crown fell off recently. She charged me $200 to have it >>>>>>>>> reglued even though they're not supposed to come off. Faulty >>>>>>>>> installation. >>>>>>>> Don't they have warranty for that sort of thing? I had a >>>>>>>> porcelain insert made many years ago that fell off after seven >>>>>>>> or eight years. I went back to the dentist who installed that >>>>>>>> and had the tooth rebuild (with that white stuff they use for >>>>>>>> fillings now) for free. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Apparently not. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't calcium bad for your heart? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not especially, I don't think. It builds strong bones - or >>>>>>>>>>>>>> brittle if one is an older person (more so women than men >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've heard). >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I heard it leaves plaque on heart or clogs your arteries or >>>>>>>>>>>>> something. >>>>>>>>>>>> That's cholesterol mostly, I believe. Calcium builds up on >>>>>>>>>>>> your teeth if you are a dry-mouth. And fluoride does nothing >>>>>>>>>>>> about that. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-links-too-much- >>> calcium >>>>>>>>>>> - >>>>>>> to- >>>>>>>>>>> heart-disease-20100812204 >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it isn't one thing it's another. Heart disease for all... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Between that and cancer, we're all doomed. >>>>>>>> It's an inherent flaw in the design. I bet a consumer protection >>>>>>>> organisation would have a lot to say about the design of the >>>>>>>> human body. Just the choice of material alone is a scandal. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Probably. >>>>>>> It's like IKEA products, there are a handful of useless parts in >>>>>>> the box. >>>>>> It's all the fault of EVOLUTION and DARWINISM. If not for those >>>>>> all our body parts would be perfect. This doesn't apply to IKEA >>>>>> stuff. They put some extra of the small bits in the package >>>>>> because they know people lose some of them. >>>>>> >>>>> You just blurted out their secrets on the internet! >>>> I don't think that's a secret. People lose stuff all the time. >>>> >>> >>> I know I do. >> >> And then, years later you find that little round metal thing that you >> put in the hole and twist with a screwdriver so it grabs the little >> metal rod to fix the parts together. And then you say: "Oh there it >> is. Thank the gods IKEA put some extra in the bag so I could still put >> my <furniture item> together. >> > > Like I would buy furniture from Ikea. > *snickers* Elitist. All my bookcases are from IKEA. And my office desk for that matter. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My well water has lime and iron. Well not anymore. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lime I would worry about a bit. I've seen in the movies >>>>>>>>>>>>>> what it can do to dead bodies. A bit extra iron is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably good for you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> The use lye to dissolve bpdy parts. >>>>>>>>>>>> Also quicklime solution - so I've been lead to believe. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I guess I missed that episode of Murdoch Mysteries. >>>>>>>>>> I don't know what that is. If it's anything 'true crime' I >>>>>>>>>> also don't want to know. I will not support this infestation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Murdoch Mysteries is bad Canadian crime drama set in 1905 >>>>>>>>> Toronto. >>>>>>>> I see. Does it include a lot of moose-related crime or is it all >>>>>>>> murders all the time like most series? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The second thing. I think it's almost at season 20. They ran out >>>>>>> of plots about 5 seasons ago. >>>>>> They can always do the thing where the whole episode is about how >>>>>> difficult the (private) life of a detective is and then let a >>>>>> uniformed cop catch the killer by accident in the end... >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I'm feeling sleepy now... >>>> That's okay - you won't miss any vital plot points in this episode. >>>> >>> >>> Wake me 10 minutes before the end, when all the suspects are >>> assembled. >> >> Oops. Sorry, I missed it. I was doing other stuff. >> > > I need closure! > We have to watch it again. How about you watch it and tell me who dun it? -- BeH "No nation can be free if it opresses other nations" - F. Engels