Re: Phil
BeH <[email protected]> Sun, 7 Apr 2024 15:37:42 +0200
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | Global Aardvark Preservation Society |
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On 31.03.2024 22.39, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Snippage] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [slippage] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [shippage] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [scrippage] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [front page] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [page 6] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Is that the one with the barely dressed wimmen?] >>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe in the past. I'm sure some femi-nazi made them >>>>>>>>>>> discontinue that practice] >>>>>>>>>> [I shall refrain from posting a link to the local 'page9' site >>>>>>>>>> and its multiple galleries, then. To appease the femi-nazis] >>>>>>>>> [You think they're watching?] >>>>>>>> [They are *always* watching.] >>>>>>> [Even now? I think no one is watching now] >>>>>> [But they could be. Better safe than sorry] >>>>> [Why? What do you think would happen?] >>>> [They could find out I posted the link to the page9 site.] >>> [Not from me, they won't] >> [They could be monitoring all the newsgroups] > [Doubt it. No one is monitoring all the newsgroups] [Not so sure about that, but okay then. They could be monitoring all the active newsgroups] >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can see myself stealing your snacks. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> uh-oh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are really itching for a trip to the dark pit, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> aren't you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You wouldn't! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> No! It's cold and damp as well as dark in there. And you >>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't get any coffee. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Great! I'll go through DTs and have an afro. >>>>>>>>>>>> But nobody will see it. Because of the pit being very dark. >>>>>>>>>>> Surely they'll see me when I return. >>>>>>>>>> If. It's very cold and damp in the dark pit, and stealing my >>>>>>>>>> snacks is a serious offence. I wouldn't do it if I was you. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> But, but... >>>>>>>>> I'm your only friend in the whole world.... >>>>>>>> Undisputed rulers don't have friends - only minions and >>>>>>>> potential usurpers. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I don't want to be ruler. So there! >>>>>> Thats what all the aspiring usurpers say. >>>>>> Stealing snacks is more an usurper thing than a minion thing, >>>>>> soo... >>>>>> >>>>> I was hungry, You need to feed your minions more. >>>> The minions are supposed to feed me - not the other way round. Along >>>> with their other duties of course. >>>> >>> Being a minion isn't all it's cracked up to be. >> At least they aren't peasants... It really is a privilege in many >> ways. >> > Explain. Peasants never get invited to the parties... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Waitaminute! Zombies don't become zombies by being >>>>>>>>>>>>>> infected. They get bewitched by a Voodoo priest(ess). >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Clearly not. >>>>>>>>>>>>> The CDC told Rick Grimes that we all have the virus inside >>>>>>>>>>>>> us. >>>>>>>>>>>> Thay must be talking about something else. Chicken flu >>>>>>>>>>>> maybe. Or whatever is the cause of gambling fever. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I bet it wasn't. >>>>>>>>>> That's just shoddy science, then. Either that or it's not >>>>>>>>>> proper zombies at all but something else presenting as >>>>>>>>>> zombiefication. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> D'oh! >>>>>>>>> You said 'gambling fever' so I said 'I bet' >>>>>>>> So you have whatever is the cause of gambling fever. Which I >>>>>>>> presume didn't turn you into a zombie, thereby proving my point >>>>>>>> I think. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> My brane hurts! >>>>>> Could be a symptom of the gambling fever. Maybe you should >>>>>> isolate... >>>>>> >>>>> <hides in basement> >>>> Normally it's just 'stay home and wash your hands often', but >>>> whatever you need to do I guess. As long as there isn't a gambling >>>> den in the basement. >>>> >>> There's always a gambling den as long as there is an internet >>> connection. >> I rather suspect one will also need a valid credit card or somesuch. >> > I wonder how many people with internet don't have a credit card. I don't know, but there's bound to be at least one. Not to mention all the underage people who shouldn't be on the internet anyway. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I work with analysts and mathematicians. I am the cool >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool. That explains all the zoom meetings, then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think the zoom meetings are a function of everyone >>>>>>>>>>>>> working at home. >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You're not what? >>>>>>>>>> Working from home. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> No Zoom meetings for you then! >>>>>>>> Oh noes!!1! How will I survive. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Or we could have a usenet Zoom meeting to talk about brocolli. >>>>>>>> There's nothing to discuss regarding broccoli. (Or brocolli for >>>>>>>> that matter.) >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> the discussion could be how to spell brocolli or who makes the >>>>>>> most typos. >>>>>> I would rather not discuss anything relating to broccoli. >>>>>> >>>>> You talk about brocolli all the time. >>>>> There are several threads about it. >>>> Sometimes ones personal preferences has to yield to the obligation >>>> of correcting something wrong being stated on the internet. >>>> >>> >>> Even if one posts something which is incorrect? >> >> That is exactly the opposite of what I do. > > *rolls eyes* > Yeah. Finally - agreement. -- BeH "No nation can be free if it opresses other nations" - F. Engels