Re: Barbara

BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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> On 31.03.2024 22.39, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Try and stop me.
>>>>>>>>>>> Barbarism!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yelling isn't going to make me stop.
>>>>>>>>> I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Did you say jelly?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Who? I don't know any Jenny.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Excellent! Your hearing is going!
>>>>>> <mutters something>
>>>>> Speak up you young punk *shakes walking stick at you*
>>>>>
>>>> *stands on your lawn*
>>>
>>> Gedoff! I don't tend that lawn every month in the season just so you
>>> can stand around on it. Lawns are for looking at and having a nicer
>>> one than the neighbours.
>>>
>> 
>> Really?
>> 
>> Well, when I'm your age, I'm going to let people stand on my lawn.
> 
> You say that now, but just you wait...
> I was a 'stand on my lawn all you want' kind of person once too.
> 
What happened?

>>>>>>>>>>>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast
>>>>>>>>>>>> is at the same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes
>>>>>>>>>>>> cover all the bases. 
>>>>>>>>>>> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how
>>>>>>>>>>> someone's 24 hour cycle is organised. That's when you want
>>>>>>>>>>> some high carbohydrate foodstuff to get the motor running,
>>>>>>>>>>> so to speak. Dinner is when the high protein food should be
>>>>>>>>>>> ingested to regenerate muscles while resting after a day of
>>>>>>>>>>> toil. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is
>>>>>>>>>> protein. 
>>>>>>>>> Yes. And the waffles are incongruent.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't knock 'til you tried it...
>>>>>>> I've tried waffles. And chicken. They don't go together...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> But they do!
>>>>> Only in the same way that pastry and guacamole goes together.
>>>>>
>>>> That is also yummy!
>>>
>>> *internal screaming*
>>> No Merlyne. That is not "yummy" - that is cursed and/or satanic.
>>>
>> 
>> You say that about everything ...
> 
> Not true. I only ever say it about things that are cursed and satanic.
> 

If you tried it, you might change your view much the same way that your 
lawn standing view has evolved.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to eat. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for
>>>>>>>>>>>>> example there are rules for the sequence of what you eat
>>>>>>>>>>>>> if it's a multi course meal. Dinner is soup - fish -
>>>>>>>>>>>>> poultry - steak - dessert - cheese or how many of those
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you wish to include. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Or waffles and chicken.
>>>>>>>>>>>> What does the order of food matter?
>>>>>>>>>>> Tradition! It's how it has always been done.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> then it's time for a change.
>>>>>>>>> Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And
>>>>>>>>> total collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together,
>>>>>>>>> people marrying box-turtles and women wanting to vote...
>>>>>>>>> Is that what you want!?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [X] Yes
>>>>>>> Well then, what can I say except: onwards to the barricades.
>>>>>>> Vive libertê. Stuff like that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comfort. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cardigan in festive colours.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scholarly. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buttons with floral patterns. Pewter maybe.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>> touched. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop touching yourself.
>>>>>>>>>>> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and
>>>>>>>>>>> sacrifice. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You're lucky I'm such a nice person.
>>>>>>>>> Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not yet. I should do that soon since I heard postage rates are
>>>>>>>> going up because nobody mails anything anymore.
>>>>>>> Nobody but the very rich, like banks and the gubbernment
>>>>>>> sometimes... Also a <100g domestic letter(B) here is 25DKK
>>>>>>> (~4.90CAD) for delivery within five (5) days. Next day delivery
>>>>>>> (A) is 35DKK (~6.85CAD). Fcsking politicians with their
>>>>>>> profitability requirement and selling the institution to the
>>>>>>> swedes... 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Too funny!
>>>>>> The businesses that mail stuff out get the bulk rate which is way
>>>>>> cheaper like 17 cents a letter.
>>>>> I know. Also packets of things one buys on the internet. But
>>>>> returning something is the 'standard' postage.
>>>>>
>>>> Plus the 'restocking' fee.
>>> Why would they need restocking if they get their stuff back? That
>>> makes no sense...
>>>
>> 
>> Exactly!
>> And yet they charge it all the same...
> 
> Sounds like a scam to me.
> 
It's all a scam. They charge "shipping and handling".
What is that all about?
I don't want some rando handling my stuff.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there?
>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer.
>>>>>>>>>>> The Ice cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and
>>>>>>>>>>> the extensive selection of ice cream flavours for scooping
>>>>>>>>>>> close for winter, I'm pretty sure. It might have changed
>>>>>>>>>>> nowadays what with all the foreign tourists and their
>>>>>>>>>>> strange dietary habits. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate
>>>>>>>>> a plateful of calamari.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yuck!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I will be if you will be.
>>>>>> Also. I have a fish and seafood allergy.
>>>>>
>>>>> You have an excuse for everything.
>>>>
>>>> It's also about chosing not to die.
>>>
>>> There's that too I suppose.
>>>
>> 
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