Re: Under the wire congratulations...
Merlyne <[email protected]> Sun, 7 Apr 2024 15:29:37 -0000 (UTC)
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 31.03.2024 22.39, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, then. I've never heard of an anti-fatigue >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mat before. Or a bosu ball. You sure have some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mighty strange stuff over there in foreignland. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean helpful. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said what I said. And I still don't know what a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bozo ball is... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like half a stability ball. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So not really a ball at all... Figures. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, half a ball will be as flat as the earth on one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> side. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> My brane hurts. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You should have accepted that brane massage when I >>>>>>>>>>>>> offered, possibly. Or is it the cold? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Your fingers were sticky. >>>>>>>>>>> Yes of course, from the soothing brane oil. It greatly >>>>>>>>>>> enhances the experience. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> What if leaves residue? >>>>>>>>>> Then China might be using 5G to spy on me. >>>>>>>>> First of all I'm a little hurt you think I would use 5G >>>>>>>>> permeable brane oil. Second of all they can do that anyway >>>>>>>>> with the chip that was in the vaccine. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I must have peed the chip out by now. The vaccines only last >>>>>>>> for 6 months or so. >>>>>>> Allegedly - but that doesn't affect the chip. If I understand it >>>>>>> the chip wanders to your brane and stays there forever doing >>>>>>> it's mind controlling thing whenever it receives the proper 5G >>>>>>> signal. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Oh dear! >>>>>> Pass the branewash. I need a flush! >>>>> If you got vaccinated back when it was in vogue it may be too >>>>> late. One of those Musk chips may be the only solution by now. >>>>> >>>> I'm doomed!! >>> >>> We all are - sooner or later. The world is ending at some point. >>> >> >> Nah. >> I think Mother Earth has been here for a looooooooong time and will >> eventually rid herself of us. > Sure. So far we have only been a blip in history even compared to the > dinosaur times. But no later than when the sun burns out we have to > move out or perish. As the world stands at the moment the actual > removal of the human species could be next thursday or anytime after > that... > What's special about next Thursday? >>>>>>>>>>>> Who wants X-rays? >>>>>>>>>>> I for one am quite pleased to have my teeth's picture taken >>>>>>>>>>> every few years. To check for invisible to the naked eye >>>>>>>>>>> cracks or breakage. It did help with finding the last bit of >>>>>>>>>>> tooth from the one I had to have replaced a few years back. >>>>>>>>>>> And that one didn't cost me anything because it was a bit >>>>>>>>>>> the dentist missed the first time around. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> A crown fell off recently. She charged me $200 to have it >>>>>>>>>> reglued even though they're not supposed to come off. Faulty >>>>>>>>>> installation. >>>>>>>>> Don't they have warranty for that sort of thing? I had a >>>>>>>>> porcelain insert made many years ago that fell off after seven >>>>>>>>> or eight years. I went back to the dentist who installed that >>>>>>>>> and had the tooth rebuild (with that white stuff they use for >>>>>>>>> fillings now) for free. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Apparently not. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't calcium bad for your heart? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not especially, I don't think. It builds strong bones - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or brittle if one is an older person (more so women than >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> men I've heard). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I heard it leaves plaque on heart or clogs your arteries >>>>>>>>>>>>>> or something. >>>>>>>>>>>>> That's cholesterol mostly, I believe. Calcium builds up on >>>>>>>>>>>>> your teeth if you are a dry-mouth. And fluoride does >>>>>>>>>>>>> nothing about that. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-links-too-much- >>>> calcium >>>>>>>>>>>> - >>>>>>>> to- >>>>>>>>>>>> heart-disease-20100812204 >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> If it isn't one thing it's another. Heart disease for all... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Between that and cancer, we're all doomed. >>>>>>>>> It's an inherent flaw in the design. I bet a consumer >>>>>>>>> protection organisation would have a lot to say about the >>>>>>>>> design of the human body. Just the choice of material alone is >>>>>>>>> a scandal. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Probably. >>>>>>>> It's like IKEA products, there are a handful of useless parts >>>>>>>> in the box. >>>>>>> It's all the fault of EVOLUTION and DARWINISM. If not for those >>>>>>> all our body parts would be perfect. This doesn't apply to IKEA >>>>>>> stuff. They put some extra of the small bits in the package >>>>>>> because they know people lose some of them. >>>>>>> >>>>>> You just blurted out their secrets on the internet! >>>>> I don't think that's a secret. People lose stuff all the time. >>>>> >>>> >>>> I know I do. >>> >>> And then, years later you find that little round metal thing that >>> you put in the hole and twist with a screwdriver so it grabs the >>> little metal rod to fix the parts together. And then you say: "Oh >>> there it is. Thank the gods IKEA put some extra in the bag so I >>> could still put my <furniture item> together. >>> >> >> Like I would buy furniture from Ikea. >> *snickers* > > Elitist. All my bookcases are from IKEA. And my office desk for that > matter. > University dorm chic! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My well water has lime and iron. Well not anymore. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lime I would worry about a bit. I've seen in the movies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what it can do to dead bodies. A bit extra iron is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably good for you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The use lye to dissolve bpdy parts. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Also quicklime solution - so I've been lead to believe. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I guess I missed that episode of Murdoch Mysteries. >>>>>>>>>>> I don't know what that is. If it's anything 'true crime' I >>>>>>>>>>> also don't want to know. I will not support this >>>>>>>>>>> infestation. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Murdoch Mysteries is bad Canadian crime drama set in 1905 >>>>>>>>>> Toronto. >>>>>>>>> I see. Does it include a lot of moose-related crime or is it >>>>>>>>> all murders all the time like most series? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The second thing. I think it's almost at season 20. They ran >>>>>>>> out of plots about 5 seasons ago. >>>>>>> They can always do the thing where the whole episode is about >>>>>>> how difficult the (private) life of a detective is and then let >>>>>>> a uniformed cop catch the killer by accident in the end... >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> I'm feeling sleepy now... >>>>> That's okay - you won't miss any vital plot points in this >>>>> episode. >>>>> >>>> >>>> Wake me 10 minutes before the end, when all the suspects are >>>> assembled. >>> >>> Oops. Sorry, I missed it. I was doing other stuff. >>> >> >> I need closure! >> We have to watch it again. > > How about you watch it and tell me who dun it? > It was the person you'd least expect.