[Woke going broke...] Stop praising Dylan Mulvaney for being a hero - it's a cynical ploy

<https://nypost.com/2023/04/06/stop-praising-dylan-mulvaney-for-being-a-
hero/>

It’s official: corporate America is trolling Americans.

The latest evidence is that Nike, a company that once celebrated athletic 
merit, has anointed transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney a brand 
representative.

“Alert the media — I’m entering my workout era,” Mulvaney, showing off a 
Nike sports bra, wrote on Instagram.

With that, Nike joined brands such as Ulta Beauty, Kate Spade, Haus Labs, 
CeraVe, Crest and, most infamously, Bud Light, tapping the TikTok 
personality.

This deluge of corporate-sponsored support for Mulvaney is cynical and 
calculated: The brands all essentially deploying Mulvaney as a weapon in 
this bizarre gender culture war.

This whole push is, to tweak a phrase from the right, “owning the cons.”

To achieve this, these companies are turning Mulvaney into a religious 
figure — an infallible latter-day prophet demanding not acceptance but 
effusive praise and a daily parade to fete their new identity.

Mulvaney is to 2023 what the mask was to 2021: a symbol of virtue.

And so the 26-year-old social media star went to the White House and met 
with President Biden, who said, “God love you.”

On her eponymous daytime show, Drew Barrymore got down on the floor, knelt 
in front of Mulvaney and wept like some deeply Catholic villager in a 
remote part of Mexico witnessing the Virgin Mary’s face miraculously 
appear on a piece of toast.

I’m still unclear what the San Diego native has accomplished beyond 
transitioning a hot second ago, but it certainly helps to have a high 
powered Hollywood machine providing gale force winds at your back.

But as a woman, I can only say “que pasa?”

In all my decades on this earth, I’ve never met a female who acts, speaks 
or presents themselves like Mulvaney.

Prancing and screeching “Look at me!,” Mulvaney is like a hyperactive 
toddler who got into their Dad’s cocaine stash — and then wrapped 
themselves up in an Audrey Hepburn Halloween costume.

Mulvaney’s performance is annoying and regressive. There are bubble baths, 
Barbies and dressing up like Eloise, a fictional 6-year-old, on TikTok.

This isn’t a female identity, it’s a strange fetish with an annual 
conference at a Hilton in Peoria.

Even for Bud Light’s campaign pegged to March Madness, Mulvaney played 
into the lame stereotype of the dumb sports-allergic chick: “Just found 
out this had to do with sports and not just saying it’s a crazy month!”

Mulvaney should know that this year’s women’s NCAA final had historically 
high ratings.

Even more farcical, Mulvaney’s whole brand is not about being transgender, 
but rather “girlhood” — something Dylan didn’t have.

Us girls, we grow breasts. We bleed and distress at pool parties, school 
functions and soccer games. But those deeply uncomfortable, awkward 
experiences forge us into the strong female adults we become.

There’s a small percentage of the population who will benefit from 
transitioning, and I’m happy if someone is happy in their new skin. But 
it’s a whole other level to demand the masses contort objective reality 
through the lens of a few vocal folks.

I’m not sure the solution is to shoot Bud Light cans (never waste beer) or 
lead empty boycotts of Nike.

But I’ll be pining away for the good old days (read: maybe just a few 
years ago), when brands were nakedly trying to sell me their product — not 
a pseudo-religious movement.


-- 
"LOCKDOWN", left-wing COVID fearmongering.  95% of COVID infections 
recover with no after effects.

No collusion - Special Counsel Robert Swan Mueller III, March 2019.  
Officially made Nancy Pelosi a two-time impeachment loser.

Donald J. Trump, cheated out of a second term by fraudulent "mail-in" 
ballots.  Report voter fraud: [email protected]

Thank you for cleaning up the disaster of the 2008-2017 Obama / Biden 
fiasco, President Trump.  

Under Barack Obama's leadership, the United States of America became the 
The World According To Garp.  Obama sold out heterosexuals for Hollywood 
queer liberal democrat donors.

President Trump boosted the economy, reduced illegal invasions, appointed 
dozens of judges and three SCOTUS justices.