Re: egg equivalent to this joke be

marika <[email protected]> wrote:
> marika <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> Yes, the carts at whole foods are routinely piled very high with produce.
>> Also some prepared foods, like breads and cereals, but produce appears to
>> be the most abundantly purchased item. Sometimes it looks so good, all the
>> bright colors, that when I see it in someone else's cart I go back and get
>> the same thing somebody else got, just because its so pretty. Red peppers
>> and purple cabbage are particularly pretty.
>> 
>> This is like retro news... Ma  told me she bathed like 3 hours ago, i know
>> this because we discussed it in past tense at like 5pm today, she told me
>> she had a hard time so i promised I'd wash her hair for her next week. Why
>> would she bathe again now?
>> Hhhhmmm..... I'm suspicious, now.
>> 
>> My friend Sean was overweight though he ate all good whole food only, no
>> junk.
>> He started eating half of everything, but made no other changes in his
>> lifestyle, and lost like 40lbs.
>> 
> 
> 
> This one was the juice bar thingy he designed, he showed me pictures of it
> right before Xmas (it was really nice looking).... when they brought all
> that juice home and insisted that if one drank it they  would be cured of
> diabetes, trigeminal neuralgia, kidney disease, hypothyroidism, anemia,
> colitis and possession by demons. 
> 

it's more fasinating why aliens would all be probing asses as say opposed
to noses