Re: egg equivalent to this joke be

marika <[email protected]> wrote:
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> Yes, the carts at whole foods are routinely piled very high with produce.
> Also some prepared foods, like breads and cereals, but produce appears to
> be the most abundantly purchased item. Sometimes it looks so good, all the
> bright colors, that when I see it in someone else's cart I go back and get
> the same thing somebody else got, just because its so pretty. Red peppers
> and purple cabbage are particularly pretty.
> 
> This is like retro news... Ma  told me she bathed like 3 hours ago, i know
> this because we discussed it in past tense at like 5pm today, she told me
> she had a hard time so i promised I'd wash her hair for her next week. Why
> would she bathe again now?
> Hhhhmmm..... I'm suspicious, now.
> 
> My friend Sean was overweight though he ate all good whole food only, no
> junk.
> He started eating half of everything, but made no other changes in his
> lifestyle, and lost like 40lbs.
> 


This one was the juice bar thingy he designed, he showed me pictures of it
right before Xmas (it was really nice looking).... when they brought all
that juice home and insisted that if one drank it they  would be cured of
diabetes, trigeminal neuralgia, kidney disease, hypothyroidism, anemia,
colitis and possession by demons.