Re: shit me a piss bag, this is too much

mixed nuts <[email protected]> Tue, 11 Aug 2020 01:44:38 -0400
Newsgroups alt.slack.goathead,alt.alan.c.sanderson.looks.like.a.dork
Organization here and there
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 8/10/2020 11:44 PM, Janithor wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
> 
> On 8/10/2020 8:25 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
>> On 8/10/2020 10:19 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>> On 8/10/2020 9:26 AM, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>> On 8/9/2020 8:24 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>>>> On 8/9/2020 3:59 PM, Anonymous wrote:
>>>>>> why are we drifting apart?
>>>>>
>>>>> Because I can't get aacsllad on this newserver, I don't know why. 
>>>>> So I'm stuck with just the Goathead.
>>>>
>>>> You should whine about it until somebody fixes it for you.
>>>
>>> What were your parents like?
>>
>> She was a Navy nurse during WWII and when the war ended she was a 
>> nurse at the VA.  He was a Navy Medical Corpsman in the Pacific 
>> attached to the Marines which saved him from starving because his 
>> daddy got hit by a car and died when he was 8 so when his mother lost 
>> the house because it was the depression, he lied about his age and 
>> joined up. He came back with malaria, six kinds of jungle rot, TB and 
>> stuff nobody ever figured out. Bullet and schrapnel holes too. Not 
>> like Trump's daddy who didn't serve because he was in the KKK and the 
>> German American Bund (Nazis) and didn't want to hurt his countrymen or 
>> let negroes rent his apartments while he was fighting a very beautiful 
>> war.  My dad went to college on the GI bill and stayed in medical 
>> (maybe he had a natural ability) and got a job as a research 
>> microbiologist isolating cancer viruses and whatnot which was 
>> convenient for me because I could just go there and see medical 
>> happening and dub around in the library and not get kicked out.
>>
>> People used to come to our house with kids that fell out of trees or 
>> crashed their bikes or had rashes or were puking their guts out to get 
>> checked out because we had medical personnel in house. Then, after the 
>> immediate problem got sorted out, we'd all hide because the doctor 
>> just pulled in the driveway for the followup and you know what that 
>> means.
> 
> Interesting.  So what was your relationship with them like?  Do you have 
> any brothers or sisters?

I'm the oldest of 6 kids.  I have one brother 10 years younger (he's in 
the medical because he likes fixing people). He got the house when the 
mother died because he took care of her and the house for the years it 
took her to get to 98 after Reagan cut the VA budget to save it and shut 
down the long term rehab and home care unit where she was the head nurse 
and kicked all the busted up WWII, Korean war and Vietnam vets out to 
the street.  The sister next to me in age is married to a Navy Tooth 
Fairy (Ret).  He's Navy all the way down and very very conservative. So 
is she.  They voted for Trump and I told them it was a stupid thing to 
do and now they agree.  She's one of those busy people who lived in 
China so she has a wok and knows how to use it so sometimes we swap wok 
tricks (there's a $$$ restaurant in the family so sometimes she'll just 
butt in and chef stuff).  Sometimes she's the Mayor, then she'll switch 
to the school board and then she'll do a county thing and when she gets 
done with that she'll work a deal with the county superior court to put 
the community service criminals to work pulling junk cars and couches 
out the wetlands and ripping out invasive alien plants and making trails 
for the nature lovers.  Then I have a picky sister who doesn't cook very 
well who wanted to be a teacher but she ended up working for the state. 
She has 2 sons who liked to go to hang out with the aunt and uncle 
because we'd build roads and bridges in the yard and cook up tasty kid 
food so they grew up and became engineers who build race cars same as 
the uncle.  And I have a Cajun sister married to a good ol' boy who goes 
deer hunting and crawfish catching a lot while she does newspaper 
editing and then they go Cajun food cooking at the fairs.  And I have a 
Jesus preacher sister.  We get along great because I taught her to drive 
sideways, double clutch heel and toe and tune motors so she can do shit 
with cars and trucks that most preachers never heard of.  Sometimes I'll 
talk about geology and dinosaurs just to get her going when she calls me 
at 11 PM to find out what's up and to tell me she painted a picture that 
got $500 at the art show and she has 6 portrait commissions (praise Jesus).

What about you?

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Grizzly H.