Re: shit me a piss bag, this is too much
% <[email protected]> Tue, 11 Aug 2020 06:48:08 -0700
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On 2020-08-10 11:39 p.m., Janithor wrote: > x-no-archive: yes > > On 8/10/2020 10:44 PM, mixed nuts wrote: >> On 8/10/2020 11:44 PM, Janithor wrote: >>> x-no-archive: yes >>> >>> On 8/10/2020 8:25 PM, mixed nuts wrote: >>>> On 8/10/2020 10:19 PM, Janithor wrote: >>>>> On 8/10/2020 9:26 AM, mixed nuts wrote: >>>>>> On 8/9/2020 8:24 PM, Janithor wrote: >>>>>>> On 8/9/2020 3:59 PM, Anonymous wrote: >>>>>>>> why are we drifting apart? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Because I can't get aacsllad on this newserver, I don't know why. >>>>>>> So I'm stuck with just the Goathead. >>>>>> >>>>>> You should whine about it until somebody fixes it for you. >>>>> >>>>> What were your parents like? >>>> >>>> She was a Navy nurse during WWII and when the war ended she was a >>>> nurse at the VA. He was a Navy Medical Corpsman in the Pacific >>>> attached to the Marines which saved him from starving because his >>>> daddy got hit by a car and died when he was 8 so when his mother >>>> lost the house because it was the depression, he lied about his age >>>> and joined up. He came back with malaria, six kinds of jungle rot, >>>> TB and stuff nobody ever figured out. Bullet and schrapnel holes >>>> too. Not like Trump's daddy who didn't serve because he was in the >>>> KKK and the German American Bund (Nazis) and didn't want to hurt his >>>> countrymen or let negroes rent his apartments while he was fighting >>>> a very beautiful war. My dad went to college on the GI bill and >>>> stayed in medical (maybe he had a natural ability) and got a job as >>>> a research microbiologist isolating cancer viruses and whatnot which >>>> was convenient for me because I could just go there and see medical >>>> happening and dub around in the library and not get kicked out. >>>> >>>> People used to come to our house with kids that fell out of trees or >>>> crashed their bikes or had rashes or were puking their guts out to >>>> get checked out because we had medical personnel in house. Then, >>>> after the immediate problem got sorted out, we'd all hide because >>>> the doctor just pulled in the driveway for the followup and you know >>>> what that means. >>> >>> Interesting. So what was your relationship with them like? Do you >>> have any brothers or sisters? >> >> I'm the oldest of 6 kids. I have one brother 10 years younger (he's >> in the medical because he likes fixing people). He got the house when >> the mother died because he took care of her and the house for the >> years it took her to get to 98 after Reagan cut the VA budget to save >> it and shut down the long term rehab and home care unit where she was >> the head nurse and kicked all the busted up WWII, Korean war and >> Vietnam vets out to the street. The sister next to me in age is >> married to a Navy Tooth Fairy (Ret). He's Navy all the way down and >> very very conservative. So is she. They voted for Trump and I told >> them it was a stupid thing to do and now they agree. She's one of >> those busy people who lived in China so she has a wok and knows how to >> use it so sometimes we swap wok tricks (there's a $$$ restaurant in >> the family so sometimes she'll just butt in and chef stuff). >> Sometimes she's the Mayor, then she'll switch to the school board and >> then she'll do a county thing and when she gets done with that she'll >> work a deal with the county superior court to put the community >> service criminals to work pulling junk cars and couches out the >> wetlands and ripping out invasive alien plants and making trails for >> the nature lovers. Then I have a picky sister who doesn't cook very >> well who wanted to be a teacher but she ended up working for the >> state. She has 2 sons who liked to go to hang out with the aunt and >> uncle because we'd build roads and bridges in the yard and cook up >> tasty kid food so they grew up and became engineers who build race >> cars same as the uncle. And I have a Cajun sister married to a good >> ol' boy who goes deer hunting and crawfish catching a lot while she >> does newspaper editing and then they go Cajun food cooking at the >> fairs. And I have a Jesus preacher sister. We get along great >> because I taught her to drive sideways, double clutch heel and toe and >> tune motors so she can do shit with cars and trucks that most >> preachers never heard of. Sometimes I'll talk about geology and >> dinosaurs just to get her going when she calls me at 11 PM to find out >> what's up and to tell me she painted a picture that got $500 at the >> art show and she has 6 portrait commissions (praise Jesus). >> >> What about you? > > Interesting facts, but you what was your relationship with them like? > > I'm the youngest of 3. Get along great with my parents, talk to my > older brother. The middle brother, the progressive engineer, I stopped > trying to talk to him, apparently I'm not impressive enough as a brother > to warrant respect. You know how those progressives are, status is > everything while they preach about caring about the Little Guy who they > proceed to routinely spit upon with contempt. My oldest brother is the > conservative, one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, has a prestigious > job but is humble to the core, met my brown friends and had tacos in > their very humble house with them, even though he's at a high level > executive position. My middle brother would never stoop so low, but at > least he votes Democrat so he's very compassionate that way. > i saw some guys talking about your gut