Re: shit me a piss bag, this is too much

% <[email protected]> Tue, 11 Aug 2020 06:48:08 -0700
Newsgroups alt.slack.goathead,alt.alan.c.sanderson.looks.like.a.dork
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On 2020-08-10 11:39 p.m., Janithor wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
> 
> On 8/10/2020 10:44 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
>> On 8/10/2020 11:44 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>> On 8/10/2020 8:25 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>> On 8/10/2020 10:19 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>>>> On 8/10/2020 9:26 AM, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>>> On 8/9/2020 8:24 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>>>>>> On 8/9/2020 3:59 PM, Anonymous wrote:
>>>>>>>> why are we drifting apart?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Because I can't get aacsllad on this newserver, I don't know why. 
>>>>>>> So I'm stuck with just the Goathead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You should whine about it until somebody fixes it for you.
>>>>>
>>>>> What were your parents like?
>>>>
>>>> She was a Navy nurse during WWII and when the war ended she was a 
>>>> nurse at the VA.  He was a Navy Medical Corpsman in the Pacific 
>>>> attached to the Marines which saved him from starving because his 
>>>> daddy got hit by a car and died when he was 8 so when his mother 
>>>> lost the house because it was the depression, he lied about his age 
>>>> and joined up. He came back with malaria, six kinds of jungle rot, 
>>>> TB and stuff nobody ever figured out. Bullet and schrapnel holes 
>>>> too. Not like Trump's daddy who didn't serve because he was in the 
>>>> KKK and the German American Bund (Nazis) and didn't want to hurt his 
>>>> countrymen or let negroes rent his apartments while he was fighting 
>>>> a very beautiful war.  My dad went to college on the GI bill and 
>>>> stayed in medical (maybe he had a natural ability) and got a job as 
>>>> a research microbiologist isolating cancer viruses and whatnot which 
>>>> was convenient for me because I could just go there and see medical 
>>>> happening and dub around in the library and not get kicked out.
>>>>
>>>> People used to come to our house with kids that fell out of trees or 
>>>> crashed their bikes or had rashes or were puking their guts out to 
>>>> get checked out because we had medical personnel in house. Then, 
>>>> after the immediate problem got sorted out, we'd all hide because 
>>>> the doctor just pulled in the driveway for the followup and you know 
>>>> what that means.
>>>
>>> Interesting.  So what was your relationship with them like?  Do you 
>>> have any brothers or sisters?
>>
>> I'm the oldest of 6 kids.  I have one brother 10 years younger (he's 
>> in the medical because he likes fixing people). He got the house when 
>> the mother died because he took care of her and the house for the 
>> years it took her to get to 98 after Reagan cut the VA budget to save 
>> it and shut down the long term rehab and home care unit where she was 
>> the head nurse and kicked all the busted up WWII, Korean war and 
>> Vietnam vets out to the street.  The sister next to me in age is 
>> married to a Navy Tooth Fairy (Ret).  He's Navy all the way down and 
>> very very conservative. So is she.  They voted for Trump and I told 
>> them it was a stupid thing to do and now they agree.  She's one of 
>> those busy people who lived in China so she has a wok and knows how to 
>> use it so sometimes we swap wok tricks (there's a $$$ restaurant in 
>> the family so sometimes she'll just butt in and chef stuff).  
>> Sometimes she's the Mayor, then she'll switch to the school board and 
>> then she'll do a county thing and when she gets done with that she'll 
>> work a deal with the county superior court to put the community 
>> service criminals to work pulling junk cars and couches out the 
>> wetlands and ripping out invasive alien plants and making trails for 
>> the nature lovers.  Then I have a picky sister who doesn't cook very 
>> well who wanted to be a teacher but she ended up working for the 
>> state. She has 2 sons who liked to go to hang out with the aunt and 
>> uncle because we'd build roads and bridges in the yard and cook up 
>> tasty kid food so they grew up and became engineers who build race 
>> cars same as the uncle.  And I have a Cajun sister married to a good 
>> ol' boy who goes deer hunting and crawfish catching a lot while she 
>> does newspaper editing and then they go Cajun food cooking at the 
>> fairs.  And I have a Jesus preacher sister.  We get along great 
>> because I taught her to drive sideways, double clutch heel and toe and 
>> tune motors so she can do shit with cars and trucks that most 
>> preachers never heard of.  Sometimes I'll talk about geology and 
>> dinosaurs just to get her going when she calls me at 11 PM to find out 
>> what's up and to tell me she painted a picture that got $500 at the 
>> art show and she has 6 portrait commissions (praise Jesus).
>>
>> What about you?
> 
> Interesting facts, but you what was your relationship with them like?
> 
> I'm the youngest of 3.  Get along great with my parents, talk to my 
> older brother.  The middle brother, the progressive engineer, I stopped 
> trying to talk to him, apparently I'm not impressive enough as a brother 
> to warrant respect.  You know how those progressives are, status is 
> everything while they preach about caring about the Little Guy who they 
> proceed to routinely spit upon with contempt.  My oldest brother is the 
> conservative, one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, has a prestigious 
> job but is humble to the core, met my brown friends and had tacos in 
> their very humble house with them, even though he's at a high level 
> executive position.  My middle brother would never stoop so low, but at 
> least he votes Democrat so he's very compassionate that way.
> 
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