Re: shit me a piss bag, this is too much

Janithor <[email protected]> Tue, 11 Aug 2020 17:33:57 -0700
Newsgroups alt.slack.goathead,alt.alan.c.sanderson.looks.like.a.dork
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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On 8/11/2020 6:48 AM, % wrote:
> On 2020-08-10 11:39 p.m., Janithor wrote:
>> x-no-archive: yes
>>
>> On 8/10/2020 10:44 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
>>> On 8/10/2020 11:44 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>
>>>> On 8/10/2020 8:25 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>> On 8/10/2020 10:19 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>>>>> On 8/10/2020 9:26 AM, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>>>> On 8/9/2020 8:24 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 8/9/2020 3:59 PM, Anonymous wrote:
>>>>>>>>> why are we drifting apart?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Because I can't get aacsllad on this newserver, I don't know 
>>>>>>>> why. So I'm stuck with just the Goathead.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You should whine about it until somebody fixes it for you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What were your parents like?
>>>>>
>>>>> She was a Navy nurse during WWII and when the war ended she was a 
>>>>> nurse at the VA.  He was a Navy Medical Corpsman in the Pacific 
>>>>> attached to the Marines which saved him from starving because his 
>>>>> daddy got hit by a car and died when he was 8 so when his mother 
>>>>> lost the house because it was the depression, he lied about his age 
>>>>> and joined up. He came back with malaria, six kinds of jungle rot, 
>>>>> TB and stuff nobody ever figured out. Bullet and schrapnel holes 
>>>>> too. Not like Trump's daddy who didn't serve because he was in the 
>>>>> KKK and the German American Bund (Nazis) and didn't want to hurt 
>>>>> his countrymen or let negroes rent his apartments while he was 
>>>>> fighting a very beautiful war.  My dad went to college on the GI 
>>>>> bill and stayed in medical (maybe he had a natural ability) and got 
>>>>> a job as a research microbiologist isolating cancer viruses and 
>>>>> whatnot which was convenient for me because I could just go there 
>>>>> and see medical happening and dub around in the library and not get 
>>>>> kicked out.
>>>>>
>>>>> People used to come to our house with kids that fell out of trees 
>>>>> or crashed their bikes or had rashes or were puking their guts out 
>>>>> to get checked out because we had medical personnel in house. Then, 
>>>>> after the immediate problem got sorted out, we'd all hide because 
>>>>> the doctor just pulled in the driveway for the followup and you 
>>>>> know what that means.
>>>>
>>>> Interesting.  So what was your relationship with them like?  Do you 
>>>> have any brothers or sisters?
>>>
>>> I'm the oldest of 6 kids.  I have one brother 10 years younger (he's 
>>> in the medical because he likes fixing people). He got the house when 
>>> the mother died because he took care of her and the house for the 
>>> years it took her to get to 98 after Reagan cut the VA budget to save 
>>> it and shut down the long term rehab and home care unit where she was 
>>> the head nurse and kicked all the busted up WWII, Korean war and 
>>> Vietnam vets out to the street.  The sister next to me in age is 
>>> married to a Navy Tooth Fairy (Ret).  He's Navy all the way down and 
>>> very very conservative. So is she.  They voted for Trump and I told 
>>> them it was a stupid thing to do and now they agree.  She's one of 
>>> those busy people who lived in China so she has a wok and knows how 
>>> to use it so sometimes we swap wok tricks (there's a $$$ restaurant 
>>> in the family so sometimes she'll just butt in and chef stuff). 
>>> Sometimes she's the Mayor, then she'll switch to the school board and 
>>> then she'll do a county thing and when she gets done with that she'll 
>>> work a deal with the county superior court to put the community 
>>> service criminals to work pulling junk cars and couches out the 
>>> wetlands and ripping out invasive alien plants and making trails for 
>>> the nature lovers.  Then I have a picky sister who doesn't cook very 
>>> well who wanted to be a teacher but she ended up working for the 
>>> state. She has 2 sons who liked to go to hang out with the aunt and 
>>> uncle because we'd build roads and bridges in the yard and cook up 
>>> tasty kid food so they grew up and became engineers who build race 
>>> cars same as the uncle.  And I have a Cajun sister married to a good 
>>> ol' boy who goes deer hunting and crawfish catching a lot while she 
>>> does newspaper editing and then they go Cajun food cooking at the 
>>> fairs.  And I have a Jesus preacher sister.  We get along great 
>>> because I taught her to drive sideways, double clutch heel and toe 
>>> and tune motors so she can do shit with cars and trucks that most 
>>> preachers never heard of.  Sometimes I'll talk about geology and 
>>> dinosaurs just to get her going when she calls me at 11 PM to find 
>>> out what's up and to tell me she painted a picture that got $500 at 
>>> the art show and she has 6 portrait commissions (praise Jesus).
>>>
>>> What about you?
>>
>> Interesting facts, but you what was your relationship with them like?
>>
>> I'm the youngest of 3.  Get along great with my parents, talk to my 
>> older brother.  The middle brother, the progressive engineer, I 
>> stopped trying to talk to him, apparently I'm not impressive enough as 
>> a brother to warrant respect.  You know how those progressives are, 
>> status is everything while they preach about caring about the Little 
>> Guy who they proceed to routinely spit upon with contempt.  My oldest 
>> brother is the conservative, one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, 
>> has a prestigious job but is humble to the core, met my brown friends 
>> and had tacos in their very humble house with them, even though he's 
>> at a high level executive position.  My middle brother would never 
>> stoop so low, but at least he votes Democrat so he's very 
>> compassionate that way.
>>
> i saw some guys talking about your gut

They're just jelly.

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