Re: ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซโฐ POTENTIAL CLOCK TOWER SHOOTER ALERT! โฐ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ Janithor <[email protected]> ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซโฐ POTENTIAL CLOCK TOWER SHOOTER ALERT! โฐ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ shit me a piss bag, this is too much

Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner ๐Ÿถ็ฌ› <[email protected]> Wed, 19 Aug 2020 07:58:28 -0500
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โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก x-no-archive: derp!
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก On 8/10/2020 10:44 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก On 8/10/2020 11:44 PM, Janithor wrote:
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก x-no-archive: derp! On 8/10/2020 8:25 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก On 8/10/2020 10:19 PM, Janithor wrote:
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก On 8/10/2020 9:26 AM, mixed nuts wrote:
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก On 8/9/2020 8:24 PM, Janithor wrote:
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก On 8/9/2020 3:59 PM, Anonymous wrote:
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก why are we drifting apart?
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก Because I can't get aacsllad on this newserver, I don't know why. So I'm
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก stuck with just the Goathead.
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก You should whine about it until somebody fixes it for you.
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก What were your parents like?
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก She was a Navy nurse during WWII and when the war ended she was a nurse 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก at the VA.ย  He was a Navy Medical Corpsman in the Pacific attached to
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก the Marines which saved him from starving because his daddy got hit by 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก a car and died when he was 8 so when his mother lost the house because
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก it was the depression, he lied about his age and joined up. He came
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก back with malaria, six kinds of jungle rot, TB and stuff nobody ever
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก figured out. Bullet and schrapnel holes too. Not like Trump's daddy who
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก didn't serve because he was in the KKK and the German American Bund
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก (Nazis) and didn't want to hurt his countrymen or let negroes rent his 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก apartments while he was fighting a very beautiful war.ย  My dad went to 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก college on the GI bill and stayed in medical (maybe he had a natural
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก ability) and got a job as a research microbiologist isolating cancer
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก viruses and whatnot which was convenient for me because I could just go
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก there and see medical happening and dub around in the library and not
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก get kicked out. People used to come to our house with kids that fell
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก out of trees or crashed their bikes or had rashes or were puking their 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก guts out to get checked out because we had medical personnel in house.
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก Then, after the immediate problem got sorted out, we'd all hide because
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก the doctor just pulled in the driveway for the followup and you know
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก what that means.
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก Interesting.ย  So what was your relationship with them like?ย  Do you
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก have any brothers or sisters?
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก I'm the oldest of 6 kids.ย  I have one brother 10 years younger (he's in
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก the medical because he likes fixing people). He got the house when the 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก mother died because he took care of her and the house for the years it
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก took her to get to 98 after Reagan cut the VA budget to save it and
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก shut down the long term rehab and home care unit where she was the head
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก nurse and kicked all the busted up WWII, Korean war and Vietnam vets
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก out to the street.ย  The sister next to me in age is married to a Navy 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก Tooth Fairy (Ret).ย  He's Navy all the way down and very very
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก conservative. So is she.ย  They voted for Trump and I told them it was 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก a stupid thing to do and now they agree.ย  She's one of those busy
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก people who lived in China so she has a wok and knows how to use it so
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก sometimes we swap wok tricks (there's a $$$ restaurant in the family so
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก sometimes she'll just butt in and chef stuff).ย  Sometimes she's the
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก Mayor, then she'll switch to the school board and then she'll do a
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก county thing and when she gets done with that she'll work a deal with
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก the county superior court to put the community service criminals to
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก work pulling junk cars and couches out the wetlands and ripping out
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก invasive alien plants and making trails for the nature lovers.ย  Then I
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก have a picky sister who doesn't cook very well who wanted to be a
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก teacher but she ended up working for the state. She has 2 sons who
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก liked to go to hang out with the aunt and uncle because we'd build
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก roads and bridges in the yard and cook up tasty kid food so they grew
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก up and became engineers who build race cars same as the uncle.ย  And I 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก have a Cajun sister married to a good ol' boy who goes deer hunting and 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก crawfish catching a lot while she does newspaper editing and then they
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก go Cajun food cooking at the fairs.ย  And I have a Jesus preacher
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก sister.ย  We get along great because I taught her to drive sideways,
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก double clutch heel and toe and tune motors so she can do shit with cars
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก and trucks that most preachers never heard of.ย  Sometimes I'll talk
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก about geology and dinosaurs just to get her going when she calls me at 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก 11 PM to find out what's up and to tell me she painted a picture that
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก got $500 at the art show and she has 6 portrait commissions (praise
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก Jesus). What about you?
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก Interesting facts, but you what was your relationship with them like?
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก I'm the youngest of 3.  Get along great with my parents, talk to my
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก older brother.  The middle brother, the progressive engineer, I stopped
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก trying to talk to him, apparently I'm not impressive enough as a
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก brother to warrant respect.  You know how those progressives are,
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก status is everything while they preach about caring about the Little
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก Guy who they proceed to routinely spit upon with contempt.  My oldest
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก brother is the conservative, one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet,
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก has a prestigious job but is humble to the core, met my brown friends
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก and had tacos in their very humble house with them, even though he's at
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก a high level executive position.  My middle brother would never stoop
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก so low, but at least he votes Democrat so he's very compassionate that 
โœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœกโœก way. 

more than likely, anybody who was close to you at one time and now doesn't talk to you is intelligent enough to not expose themselves to your narcissistic abuse.

whoever hasn't gone "no contact" with you has likely already gone "grey rock".

"nice conservatives" sure love to (ab)use each other for narcissistic supply these days.

"4 out of 5 dentists" won't comment on this poast...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this seems to be the new norm in the world.  It's spreading like a cancer, and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil.  We need to put an end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell everywhere.  We need to get these people out of every civilized country, and there's only one way to do it.  IOW, we have to become like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate) 

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously unenforced immigration policies is working.  We'll deal with the domestic terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie terrorists get a foothold in our country too.  One need only look at what they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode 

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"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <[email protected]> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <[email protected]>

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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016