Re: AND SO
Steve <[email protected]> Fri, 7 Jan 2022 23:47:12 -0000
| Newsgroups | alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk |
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| Organization | Jelly Spacemen |
| Message-ID | <[email protected]> |
mixed nuts wrote: > > On 1/6/2022 14:55, Steve wrote: > > mixed nuts wrote: > >> On 1/6/2022 04:53, Steve wrote: > >>> vallor wrote: > >>>> On Mon, 6 Dec 2021 13:38:51 -0700, % wrote: > >>>>> > >>>>> i flonked > >>>> > >>>> What can be done to increase the amount of flonking that goes on? > >>> > >>> Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin... > >>> Once upon a time there was a nice bright shiny underpass. > >>> It had lights, was free of litter, and many people used it. > >>> Then hooligans and vandals started to frequent this underpass. They > >>> smashed the lighting, graffitied the walls, smashed bottles and shit > >>> and pissed in it and mugged the few users of the underpass that were > >>> daft enough to use it. > >>> Now no one users the underpass except for a few ne'er-do-wells who > >>> hang there and wonder where everyone has gone. > >>> The end. > >> > >> Talk to the duck, about that. > > > > If the duck was on usenet he's prolly quacked off. > > Correct. The duck does not find pleasure in being barfed upon. You'd have to be a bit kinky if you did.