Re: AND SO

Steve <[email protected]> Fri, 7 Jan 2022 23:47:12 -0000
Newsgroups alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Organization Jelly Spacemen
Message-ID <[email protected]>
mixed nuts wrote:
> 
> On 1/6/2022 14:55, Steve wrote:
> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >> On 1/6/2022 04:53, Steve wrote:
> >>> vallor wrote:
> >>>> On Mon, 6 Dec 2021 13:38:51 -0700, % wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> i flonked
> >>>>
> >>>> What can be done to increase the amount of flonking that goes on?
> >>>
> >>> Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...
> >>> Once upon a time there was a nice bright shiny underpass.
> >>> It had lights, was free of litter, and many people used it.
> >>> Then hooligans and vandals started to frequent this underpass. They
> >>> smashed the lighting, graffitied the walls, smashed bottles and shit
> >>> and pissed in it and mugged the few users of the underpass that were
> >>> daft enough to use it.
> >>> Now no one users the underpass except for a few ne'er-do-wells who
> >>> hang there and wonder where everyone has gone.
> >>> The end.
> >>
> >> Talk to the duck, about that.
> > 
> > If the duck was on usenet he's prolly quacked off.
> 
> Correct.  The duck does not find pleasure in being barfed upon.

You'd have to be a bit kinky if you did.