Re: AND SO
Steve <[email protected]> Sat, 8 Jan 2022 16:30:53 -0000
| Newsgroups | alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk |
|---|---|
| Organization | Jelly Spacemen |
| Message-ID | <1%[email protected]> |
mixed nuts wrote: > > On 1/8/2022 06:38, Steve wrote: > > mixed nuts wrote: > >> > >> On 1/7/2022 18:49, Steve wrote: > >>> mixed nuts wrote: > >>>> On 1/7/2022 04:01, vallor wrote: > >>>>> On Thu, 6 Jan 2022 09:53:23 -0000, Steve wrote: > >>>>>> vallor wrote: > >>>>>>> On Mon, 6 Dec 2021 13:38:51 -0700, % wrote: > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> i flonked > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> What can be done to increase the amount of flonking that goes > >>>>>>> on? > >>>>>> > >>>>>> Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin... > >>>>>> Once upon a time there was a nice bright shiny underpass. > >>>>>> It had lights, was free of litter, and many people used it. > >>>>>> Then hooligans and vandals started to frequent this underpass. > >>>>>> They smashed the lighting, graffitied the walls, smashed > >>>>>> bottles and shit and pissed in it and mugged the few users of > >>>>>> the underpass that were daft enough to use it. > >>>>>> Now no one users the underpass except for a few ne'er-do-wells > >>>>>> who hang there and wonder where everyone has gone. > >>>>>> The end. > >>>>> > >>>>> Then they got bored and left, leaving the place empty. > >>>>> > >>>>> Community-minded individuals could fix the place up... > >>>> > >>>> We switched to SMS. > >>> > >>> T9 keyboards are the mutts nuts, innit. > >> > >> T9 keyboards don't work well with unAmerican languages. > > > > That's too bad. It works okay with English. > > True Americans do not speak English nor do unAmericans. Yep. Shit happens.