Re: AND SO

Steve <[email protected]> Sat, 8 Jan 2022 16:30:53 -0000
Newsgroups alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Organization Jelly Spacemen
Message-ID <1%[email protected]>
mixed nuts wrote:
> 
> On 1/8/2022 06:38, Steve wrote:
> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >>
> >> On 1/7/2022 18:49, Steve wrote:
> >>> mixed nuts wrote:
> >>>> On 1/7/2022 04:01, vallor wrote:
> >>>>> On Thu, 6 Jan 2022 09:53:23 -0000, Steve wrote:
> >>>>>> vallor wrote:
> >>>>>>> On Mon, 6 Dec 2021 13:38:51 -0700, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> i flonked
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> What can be done to increase the amount of flonking that goes
> >>>>>>> on?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...
> >>>>>> Once upon a time there was a nice bright shiny underpass.
> >>>>>> It had lights, was free of litter, and many people used it.
> >>>>>> Then hooligans and vandals started to frequent this underpass.
> >>>>>> They smashed the lighting, graffitied the walls, smashed
> >>>>>> bottles and shit and pissed in it and mugged the few users of
> >>>>>> the underpass that were daft enough to use it.
> >>>>>> Now no one users the underpass except for a few ne'er-do-wells
> >>>>>> who hang there and wonder where everyone has gone.
> >>>>>> The end.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Then they got bored and left, leaving the place empty.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Community-minded individuals could fix the place up...
> >>>>
> >>>> We switched to SMS.
> >>>
> >>> T9 keyboards are the mutts nuts, innit.
> >>
> >> T9 keyboards don't work well with unAmerican languages.
> > 
> > That's too bad. It works okay with English.
> 
> True Americans do not speak English nor do unAmericans.

Yep. Shit happens.