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Everybody hates a clown, so why don't you?
anonymous Other February 14, 2019 at 11:35 am 2 3
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anonymous 2 years ago
Clowns are the protectors of the world. If you want to hurt or get rid of clowns it's because you want to enslave people and destroy the world. That's why I dislike this post. I wish I had the honor and humor of being a clown.
Getting real sick of this bandwagon clown hate this last decade. Go manicure your nails if you want a cool trend to jump on.
Hey! My mom was a clown! 2 years ago
[^] And when you get rid of clowns all that will be left is garbage and cement and lots and lots of meth. It makes me sick to think of.
anonymous 2 years ago
You need to eliminate the head clownnin the Oval Office. Then all clowns will turn into a big pile of maggots and rot away.
anonymous 2 years ago
" I wish I had the honor and humor of being a clown."
And some of us are genuinely scared of clowns, and will love to see the fuckers carted away to prison.
anonymous 2 years ago
^ I know that some of you are genuinely afraid of them and that's OK. A normal healthy society lives on if a natural amount of people are afraid of naturally strange things. And even if it's not a natural fear (ie: it was imprinted by some outside effort to make you afraid, rather than by some accidental trauma), you can't really help it.
But I also know that the ACME (Anti-Clown-Media-Empire) has been manufacturing a mass fear of clowns since the 1970s in order to destroy clowns' public image, and it has gotten really successful since those fake clown-murderer scares from around 2014. Supposedly even dressing as a clown for halloween can get you arrested or attacked by vigilantes now. And because of the rebranding as a horror object the clown economy is failing, clowns will eventually die out, and then they'll come for the mimes, the street performers, the independent artists, and we'll all be watching meth addict sex pests who only perform what big daddy ACME tells them to perform. (Seatbelts)
>>Everybody Hates Clowns
>>Why Don't You?
Is obvious appeal to authority to set a trend in place.
I can't know if OP is familiar with ACME or just unfortunately using its tactics by coincidence. But I know fish when I smell it.
anonymous 2 years ago
*appeal to authority -> Argumentum ad populum
or whatever fits.
Cheers!
anonymous 2 years ago
A lot of clowns look freakish and grotesque, and these are ones not trying to be scary. I mean wearing garish vomit inducing half/half shit, make up that twists their face into some demon hellspawn thing, and being annoying _at best_. There is a reason for coulrophobia (fear of clowns), and why the Killer Clown trope is so widely popular.
I don't have problem with clowns that are silly, but well toned down, but don't do the aforemntioned shit that really pushes people's buttons.
ACME is just another band of kooks, no different than religious fundies, that only morons listen to.
anonymous 2 years ago
"Getting real sick of this bandwagon clown hate this last decade."
I think the whole "Killer clown" trope started with the John Wayne Gacy murders in the late 70's and took off from there. I'm positive movies and books like Stephen King's "IT" was directly inspired by this case. Of course, most clowns aren't like this, and some even pointed out that the points at JWG's mouth were supposed to be rounded, not pointed as not to scare people.
But I do feel uneasy around clowns, as to many others, because to our ancient subconcious instincts, they look like dangerous predators
anonymous 2 years ago
Is this....for reals?????
anonymous 2 years ago
"But I also know that the ACME (Anti-Clown-Media-Empire) has been manufacturing a mass fear of clowns since the 1970s"
It sounds like this was a direct response to the John Wayne Gacy murders that happened at about the same time.
This is a lot like the "goth and gamers" witch hunts that happened right after Columbine. Apparently, playing Doom, wearing dark clothing, and listening to Marlyn Manson ment you were going to gun down your school chums, in the authorities eyes at least. :/
anonymous 1 year ago
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