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alt.alt 
Walled prison reply R-1 Correction 1
2 posts by 1 author
	me ([email protected] change) 	
Aug 29
STANDARD WALLED GARDEN (prison) REPLY FORM
Rev. 1

I see you are complaining about

[] Apple [] M$ [] other:_____

 You

   [] bought the device  
   [] invested in development tools and infastructure
   [] made a large investement in (company's) products for your business/org/school/family

  Knowingly or not

[] That the above selected company is lord of the realm
[] you should know by now corporations don't play fair
[] don't be surprised that selected company expects
developers to crawl on their hands and knees to the throne, and it can still declare "off with your head!" with or without reason
[] "Trusted" means they trust themselves, but not you
[] of course they will try to thwart "jailbreaks" because it's a threat to their absolute rule
[] You decided to give up freedom for:
  [] imagined security [] to look hip [] because you just had to get that device specific app
[] all of the above

Furthermore

[] You need to read the fine print
[] You should check out web forums to see if the device is locked down
[] It's a good idea to check the company's ethical standing before buying anything from them
[] It's a good idea to find out how low they regard their customers or 3rd party app developers
[] Impulse buys are rarely a good idea
[] all of the above

Finally

[] You made your choice, now live with it
[] Now you know the perils of walled prisons
[] You voted with your wallet, and the company acted accordingly
[] The masses are asses, need I explain this?
[] All of the above


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alt.alt
Bonehead reply R-10
1 post by 1 author
	me ([email protected] change) 	
Aug 21

STANDARD BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
Ver. 1, Rev. 10
(c) 2020-2664 all rights reserved

 {} invalidates any following text for item

Dear

 [] dumbass [] cunt [] racist [] sexist
 [] ~phobe [] religious freak [] shitdick
 [] loser [] assclown [] donkey fucker
 [] weirdo [] clueless wonder [] Special Snowflake(TM)
 [] Expert(TM) [] sockpuppeteer

 It is being brought to your attention that you have

 [] posted spam
 [] you are shilling for ____ (4)
 [] you are unfairly going against ____ (4)
 [] you posted an obvious fake review
    [] against [] for _____ (4)
 [] requested services from spam (3)
 [] posted while high/stoned/drunk (3)
 [] made yourself look like a complete ass (3)
     [] (3): __(more details here)___
 [] Used characters/code that this usenet group or forum
 does not support, making your post an unreadable shitshow.
 [] wrote a long dumbass screed about _____ (2)
 [] wrote a retarded, baseless flame (2)
   [] (2): against everybody in ________
   [] (2): against  ________
 [] pretended you are better than someone
 [] Went WAAAAA because your fragile feewingz got hurt
 [] pretended you are above the level of dog shit
 [] pushed your ____ beliefs on
    [] ____
    [] everybody in this forum
 [] said this "tHiS sYtE/gR0oP mUsT B sHuT dOwN!!11!"
 [] you are a flat earther/moon hoaxer/9-11 truther/_____
 [] tried to look like an Expert On Everything
 [] tried to (1) everyone with your bullshit
  (1): [] impress [] intimidate [] shame [] confuse
 [] tried to pull a lame, dumbass scam
 [] Suggested that somebody uses something made out of Unobtainium
 [] You played the (5) card (6)
-    (5): [] most people [] race [] __(other)__
 [] You think your view is iron clad and cannot be challenged in any way
 [] You tried to use the term "normal people"  (6)

- (6): which only made you look like a
    [] a ~phobe [] racist [] uppity old fossil
    [] a total ignorant dumbass
    [] you know you are losing the argument
    [] you know you are pathetic
    [] a card playing idiot who can't form real arguments/rebuttals
     [] ___(other)___
 [] You smell like a dog's ass
 [] _______
 [] You are using sockpuppets in order
to build a terra cotta army  to try
to sway people to your views
    \___List of sockpuppets suspected or confirmed {--(optional)
- Legend: (S) suspected (C) confirmed
      /---- start list ----\

       \____end list____/

 In (usenet group or other forum):____

 Also
 
 [] I don't like your face
 [] I don't like awkward life long fuckups like you
 [] You smell
 [] What the hell were you thinking?
 [] People like you are the reason I
hate humans more and more
 [] Your face is so punchable
 [] SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
 [] You spent more time in grade school stuffed
inside your locker than in a classroom
 [] BOW, MY LITTLE SHIT EATING SLAVE!
 [] _____
 

 As pennance, you must

 [] Get yourself locked up
 [] test how AC mains voltage feels on the
tip of your tounge
-  (4):  stop sucking the dick(s) of whoever
             you are shilling for
 [] fuck a duck [] screw a kangaroo
 [] eat shit and expire
 [] grow a pair
 [] never spam again
 [] never pretend to be an expert again
 [] go get spayed/neutered
 [] give all of your posessions to me
    [] ____
 [] wear a slave collar with MY initials on
 it, and become my punching bag/whipping boy/personal robot
 [] go back to school
 [] go away forever
 [] shut the fuck up forever
 [] admit that _____

 And as a closing statement

 [] *plonk*
 [] FUCK YOU
   [] and the high, rotten, maggot infested
      horse you rode in on
 [] You are small in the mind
 [] go to hell
 [] come back when you can afford a clue
 [] _____
 [] I figured you are too stupid/worthless
    to deal with so I left this form blank

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alt.alt
Standard loonmobile reply form
2 posts by 1 author
	me ([email protected] change) 	
Aug 15
EROOOO! EROOOO! Time to send the loon
mobile to lock ___ up!

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alt.prisons 
[Bugfixes] Restraint/confinement suggestion form
1 post by 1 author
	me ([email protected] change) 	
Sep 22
HANDY PRISONER RESTRAINT/CONFINEMENT SUGGESTION FORM

- (1):_name here__ committed the very awful crime(s) of

v---[list crime(s) in this space]--v

\----------------------------/

(1)'s restraints should be

[] high security leg irons
[] high security handcuffs
[] waist chain and "blue box"
[] locked steel collar
[] explosive collar
[] Hannibal Lecter mask
[] restraint bed
[] restraint chair
[] restraint mitts
[] "Oregon boot"
[] old fashioned ball 'n chain
[] black hood to blind (1)
[] motorcycle helmet with visor sealed shut and painted black and locked on (1)'s head
[] ball gag
[] dog muzzle
[] Scold's bridle
[] backpack like steel framework locked
 on (1)'s body in which additional chains
etc can be attached
[] other restraint device:_____

 And (1) should be put

[] in a regular prison cell
[] in a supermax isolation cell
[] cryogenically frozen/imprisoned
[] in a cell 3000 feet [] underground [] under the sea
    [] surrounded by
       [] sharks
       [] explosive mines
       [] divers with deadly harpoon skillz
       [] volcanic lava
       [] other:______

 Also

 [] (1) is an evil demon. Keep (1)
chained in the dark as the monster (1) is
 [] keep (1) around in full body restraints
 until (1) is needed for some top secret
mission
 [] Aren't we being just a tad bit over dramatic here?
 [] I have nothing further to say about this
 [] other:______