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 If I was there, I would have squished the stupid spider and made the pig eat it. 
 anonymous  Other  August 07, 2018 at 7:56 am  0  1
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Wow you get triggered by a children's book? Wtf?
 anonymous  2 years ago
you are too young to have a real problem or be on here. when you grow up come and complain otherwise go back to prep school and grow up stupid spastic whore.
 anonymous  2 years ago
obviously some one needs to prove their a big rock spider, mean and evil and unafraid of the world, well we will see how tough you are when you actually do live some. bet you are not that tough. you're all piss and wind. probably have fart contests with your mother still.
 anonymous  2 years ago
go die webwoop!
 anonymous  2 years ago
I would enslave the spider and make her create fine, expensive silk clothing. When she is used up, then I would feed her to the pig.
 anonymous  2 years ago
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 anonymous  2 years ago
The spider was about to become the next Hitler, so that's why God killed her.
 anonymous  2 years ago
"The itsy bitsy spider....."

WHAT? ARGH! I'm TRIGGERED! Now I'll go nuts and do stuff and stuff.
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