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 When I was a little girl, my dad once sent me to a village barber. He was a young guy himself. He had a dirty small mirror attached to a tree. He had a table and a chair under the tree. He had one comb and one scissor. He cut my hair like a boy. I was not happy with my hair cut. 
 Hestia Cat  Other  September 26, 2020 at 9:54 pm  0  0
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"When I was a little girl, my dad once sent me to a village barber. He was a young guy himself."

Let me guess, your father was twelve and you were nine and you only saw your mother when Barnum and Bailey rolled through town.
 anonymous  6 hours ago
I once locked my sister in my neighbor's garage with an old padlock I found. Strangely, the hole where the shackle locks into was filled with cement, but it was still good enough to put through the eye and hasp, trapping my sister in there.

I forgot how long I had her on lock down, because I walked off to do something else.
 anonymous  10 minutes ago
Oh yeah, there was the Big Blue Dumpster which was a small shipping container modified so it had tubes where the garbage truck could fit it's giant hooks to lift it and dump it's contents into the back. It opened on the end and it was used for recycling newspapers and spent worksheets. It had one distinguishing feature: A locking mechanism in the shape of a giant Jesus Christ cross. You shut the big end door, push the cross into place, and it locks, with no way to unlock it from the inside. It also had a small access hatch at the top, but none of us could reach it unless the paper stack was high enough inside.

At recess, we would try to trap the other kids in there by closing it up and pushing the giant Jesus Christ cross into place.
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