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I WISH THEY HAD LOONY BINS 2000 YEARS AGO
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I WISH THEY HAD LOONY BINS 2000 YEARS AGO
Because all of the people who started christianity, judism, and islam would have been locked up, strapped down in a bed, and pumped with experimental drugs and given electroshock and not allowed to step foot back into society.
Their insane mental episodes put to paper aka "Holy Books" would never had spread around and caused the extreme destruction, suffering, and death 'religion' leads to.
anonymous Other October 05, 2020 at 3:51 pm 2 3
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Now here is some food for thought: I simply believe that all of the holy books/websites that go along with Christianity (the bible) Judaism (the torah) and Islam (the koran) to be mostly deceiving-the-nations frauds concocted up by satan and his demon hoards, and that his worshippers/followers wrote the bible, koran, and torah because Satan and his demon hoards told them to but they stupidly or unknowingly left various small hard-to-find truths within these three holy books in order to drive people away from god and the angels. Why else would so many people believe that god and the angels are pure evil after reading the bible, torah, and koran even just once? Could it simply be just one of satan’s elaborate plans into turning as many people away from god and the angels?
Fuck anti-religious-people 4 hours ago
"I WISH THEY HAD LOONY BINS 2000 YEARS AGO"
Jesus started Christianity. They didn't need loony bins back then because they had crosses.
anonymous 4 hours ago
Wow 3 dislikes and counting.
Fine, fuck you world. You want to wallow in your retardo fantasy shit, fine.
But if people use any of it to fuck up my life, even just a little bit, there will be some really horrific consquences, and I won't stop sowing my seeds of wrath until I am dead. You have been warned.
Fucking retarded shits......
anonymous 3 hours ago
"I won't stop sowing my seeds of wrath until I am dead."
Loser, loser, how does your garden grow?
"You have been warned."
Yeah, well, I'm sure we can all somehow find a way to survive your idiotic rants. I for one am building myself a rant shelter as I write this.
anonymous 3 hours ago
"Loser, loser, how does your garden grow?"
Haja, at least I don't have to cling to crusty, poorly written old fairy tales and fear the big invisible bearded magic man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth saying he loves me while at the same time threatening me with eternal physical torture.
But if you want to continue with these games, let me use this as an opportunity to introduce you to ZibZib. ZibZib is the real God, and he loves you very much. But he is going to burn you forever for putting Yahweh, Allah, etc.. before him. ZibZib is a JEALOUS God. However, he won't have to burn you If renounce your counterfeit gods and bow down and worship HIM! Prove that ZibZib does not exist.
anonymous 3 hours ago
^ZibZib has the biggest, fluffiest, whitest beard of them all. You religious sheep seem to have a thing for big scary men with beards. Maybe it reminds you of the wool that covers your bodies.
anonymous 2 hours ago
I went behind a big rock to masturbate and lo and behild ZibZib talked to me and told me to spread the message I've posted here far and wide!
anonymous 2 hours ago
"Haja, at least I don't have to cling to crusty, poorly written old fairy tales and fear the big invisible bearded magic man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth saying he loves me while at the same time threatening me with eternal physical torture."
Yeah, well, I'm probably in violation of at least half of the ten commandments but I haven't a fear. Know why? Because the only stipulation that God places on being forgiven is that I believe in him.
anonymous 2 hours ago
"God places on being forgiven is that I believe in him."
Yeah, but are you worshipping the RIGHT God? There are literally 50,000+ gods man had worshipped throughout time, a fat percentage that came well before Christianity or Judism.
You might be pissing of Zeus right now, and he is not going to take "I didn't know" for an answer. Or maybe it's Odin who you better be quaking before.
To be on the safe side, you better start loving and worshipping every single one of those Gods, which of course can cause conflict, because I highly doubt Yahweh was the only one with the "no gods besides Me" rule.
Get busy, because you have a fuck ton of work to do to ensure your eternal salvation! You don't even have the proof of which God you need to be worshipping, and that I'd say puts you in a real pickle.
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