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MY FRIEND IS HORRIBLE

 So I've had a friends with "benefits" for about a year now and honestly it's not worth it. Im going to skip most of this and tell you why I'm in so much agony.
So its 12 pm and I just want to go to bed because unlike this jerk face I dont get ti sleep until 1pm every day. I go to church and school and have a job. So im absolutely ecstatic when he/she ( trans) decides to go home before his mom. So I walk him to the car because we saw a coyote ( and im afraid of the dark) then I give him a hug goodbye and am about to leave then he decides I want more hugs and tackles me into the car. So now we're just hugging, then he starts licking my ear and nibbling on it which always gets me going. Then started playing with my DD's. So I start playing back btw its 1am now. I thought you know what I'll just get him off and go inside for a hot shower. Nope didn't happen instead we finally go in his car and he starts licking my breasts and just licking. Like watch more porn serisouly just suck already! So I just want to go inside. Then I remembered my plan get him off go inside. So I start kissing his neck and ear, jawline, all the sweet spots then I dive for his clit. 
I got him off three times, I still didnt cum. 
But i knew he was cumming because he squeezes my nipple so hard theres open wounds on it now. I couldn'tet water or soap touch it because it burned to all hell. And I was telling him to stop if he has to play do the other side. Then he decided I didnt cum yet so I have to before im allowed to leave. So I internally im screaming but I inch down my Jean's and he texts his mother.....
Yep you read that right.
I ask him what the hell hes doing that if hes going to text let me leave so I can shower and go to bed if I'm still frustrated I'll just use my dildo. But nope. He spends 3 minutes trying to find my clit, then gives up and starts fingering me. It felt good, but I just wanted to go in. 
Then I reached down to play with my clit because the faster I cum the faster I can leave. The. He takes his two fingers out....
And shoves (well tried but seriously ask and OWWWWWWWW)
4 half fingers in. So I screamed and tried to pull him out.
Nope apparently we just try (and fail seriously if you want to try fisting ask your partner and use lube in your warm bedroom before you mutilate their nipple!) to fist people now with no warning. 
So I fake it and then we use water bottles and cleansing wipes for out hands and then I realized I gave him my phone for the flashlight. 
He lost it. So we spend another hour looking for my phone. Then I thankfully got to go inside. I took the cat in with me because you know coyote. 
Well that's that. 
Thanks for reading! 
 anonymous  Relationships  October 18, 2020 at 3:03 pm  0  6
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Is this some stupid anti-trans hate story designed to make trans people look like sex predators and monsters? Because it's sure looks like it! What church are you with who has you spreading stories like this, because spreading graphic sexual assault fantasy stories is really perverted and twisted of them.

Not only do I not believe your story, but you sound like a "useful idiot" at best, and someone who viciously hates trans people, and makes up stories to make them look as bad as possible at worst. This is simaler to the "blood libel" used against the Jews.

Now get the fuck off this site, and never post your hate propaganda again.
 anonymous  3 hours ago
And I love how the story reads as 

"The sweet innocent church girl getting sexually assaulted by the evil hellbound vicious tranny"

Wow you churchies are so stupid as to blow your cover like this. If you left the church innocent girl bullshit out, and had the setting at a bar or something, I might have actually believed you.

But you churchies always slip up in one way or another. Dumbasses! :D
 anonymous  3 hours ago
^Finally, tactics like this make people leave the "church" in droves.

Face it, you've been "pwned" And what's really pathetic is that it wasn't the athiests, or the gays, or the liberals who did this, but YOURSELVES! HAHAHAHA! Even Madlyn 'O Hare couldn't come anywhere close to "removing God" like you clowns are doing!
 anonymous  0 seconds from now
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