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DON T DROP THE SOAP

  Just a reminder to the redneck "Trump freedom fighters" who go out and play Gi-Joe When you are in the prison shower, DON'T BEND OVER FOR ANY REASON! If you drop the soap in there, just go without.

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I DONT GET IT

  Don't tell me that I don't get it. I don't want a girl. I am not doing anything to any girl. I do not think that girls want me. I do not care if girls don't want me. I am not trying to get a girl. I do not care if you want a girl. I do …

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AWKWARD FOR LIFE I DON T WANT A GIRL POSTER

  Wow, this awkward weirdo keeps posting here about "I don't want a girl" and how some rock station is oppressing him. Well to that person: You will never have a girl, because somebody as awkward, buck toothed, and with a funny smell …

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SUCCESS

  I wish I could be successful at just one thing. Everything I try, fails. No matter how much time, money, attention, focus I give it, it fails. No matter how many positive affirmations and motivational videos i watch....i still end up failing. I …

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I PLAY WITH TAPE RECORDERS

  I play with tape recorders all day and threaten people with court because I have no life and I am too weird and socially awkward.

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NO MORE CHILDREN

  Literally sat here crying. Me and my husband had a son nearly 5 years ago. He said he didn't want anymore kids about 4 years a go. I had hopped he would change his mind. I finally bought up asking for an actual reason as to why he doesn't want any …

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TELL THE TRUTH

  You want me to tell the truth? About what? About fucking what do you want me to tell the truth about? I have no fucking idea what it is that I am lying about! Was there a girl? NO! Did I want a girl? NO! Did I mess with a girl? NO …

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