The experts agree clowns suck
plateshutoverlock <[email protected]> Wed, 7 Jul 2021 21:24:52 -0700 (PDT)
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---------- FEDDIBR
%BB~{ilixto.rrun}~BB%JMP tclownz Ilix[%ilix%]
- ilixt was .gon tclownz
rem --------[.clownstag]**%nvclownzt%if not "%gtagsj%"=="" goto gtags6d
rem --------[.clownareu]
%ntagclowns%find "~{%3-tcl.clownzsuk}%clownztc1%~" c:\%windwz%rexx.bat
rem --------[.clownareuvar]
%ntagclowns%find "~{%gtagsj%.clownzsuk}%clownztc2%~" c:\%windwz%rexx.bat
- ~{.o-tcl.clownzsuk}~ - You are not allowed to overwrite, you SUPER DIRTY CLOWN
- ~{.a-tcl.clownzsuk}~ - You are not allowed to append, you dirty clown
%trxnclw%echo You are wise and never a clown
rem --------[.rxpro-youareaclownfortryingtooverwriterexxbatbaddog]
%nrxprocln%find%wixxi% "~{ovr-%rxprom%.clownzsuk}%ovrclwc%~" c:\%windwz%rexx.bat
- ~{ovr-.clownzsuk}~ Kick yourself in the nuts for trying to overwrite REXX.BAT you filthy clown!
rem --------[.usdos-clown]
rem --------[.usdos-clown-no-log]
rem --------[.usdos-clown-log]
%nbatfuck%find%wixxi% "~{ww.clownz%klwnzsc1%suk}%klwnzsc2%~" c:\%windwz%rexx.bat
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ You really tried it. didn't you? You tried to get this program
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ overwritten by a tiny launcher file, you fucking idiotic, stupid
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ dumbass clown! Fuck all of you, who are not Jack In the Box or
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ Rolald McDonald, who are at the very least, repectable. No, this
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ hate is directed to all of you lame, "garden variety" clowns, the false
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ shamans of the world, the ones who have cheapened, twisted, and perverted
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ the ancient arts. And now your twisted mind tried to overrite REXX.BAT.
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ As if now going after people with butcher knives scince John Wayne Gacy
- ~{ww.clownzsuk}~ took the perversion several steps forward wasn't enough.
:mrclown
%nratousuk%find%wixxi% "~{%4.clownzsuk}~ c:\%windwz%rexx.bat
goto mrclown
- Clowns are stupid, yes. That's why they are not respected. ~{a.clownzsuk}~ ~{A.clownzsuk}~
- Clowns are moronic, of course. And you are one too! ~{b.clownzsuk}~ ~{B.clownzsuk}~
- Clowns are very idiotic, that is true. But none are as much as an idiot as YOU! ~{c.clownzsuk}~ ~{C.clownzsuk}~
- You know, clowns are very intellegent and wise, at least when compared to YOU! ~{d.clownzsuk}~ ~{D.clownzsuk}~
%BB~{xxtester.rrun}~BB%%nrrbts%%nrrbts2%TEST [%xxtstra%]You are clown %xoop1%
%BB~{xxtester2.rrun}~BB%%nrrbts%%nrrbts2%TEST [%xxtstra%]You are clown %xoop2%
echo Oh you fucked up klutzy crumbling clown! How did you not know c:\%windwz%shvars.bat does not exist? Such a false shaman as yourself
A clown is not your friend
:dieclown
%BB~{stopclowns.raw}~BB%rexx .gon wgc 1 '%4n'lecho'sa'sclown'swill'srape'syou'sand'sstab'syou'sin'sthe'sbasement'lpause%BB~{wgctest.man}~BB%
%BB~{tlib.bso.subraw}~BB%x2 Throhn A/032clown/032like/032you/032deserves/032no/032cool/032name.%BB~{testbsol.man}~BB%
:tclownz
rem --------[.damnyouyouunwiseclown]
%nunwizec%echo [%3]Damn you- you grpfn unwize clown! [%grpfnsa%]-grpfnsa %4 %5 %6 %7 %8 %9
- GRPFN(S1)[.jmp'tclownz] ~{grpfntestout.man}~
- Damn you- you grpfn unwize clown! [tclownz ]-grpfnsa sux ~{grpfntestout.man}~
%rfu% https://giphy.com/gifs/twisty-the-clown-DoI0Vuu0YayY0 ~{.surl}~
%BB~{TIV.grpfn}~BB%.jmp tclownz %4 %5 %6 %7 %8 %9
:grpclown
rem --------[.clown-retrieveothergroupfeatures]
%nwggrpuclwn%find%wixxi% "~{%3.ggrps}%grpclownch%~" c:\%windwz%rexx.bat>c:\%windwz%ggrpu%grpuc%.bat
- You are stupid clown for using the above line!
You are stupid clown ~{blubh.hlp.man}~
echo You feel like a fucking clown now, you bastard!
echo You are far above any clown in the universe! HORRAY!
echo Awwww you little stupid clown! I bet you feel real small right now, do you?
%nerrextt%echo Wow! You are a sad poopie-pantsed clown now are you?
echo Damn, you feel like a clown now. Padef/(1-9,0): _:%padef% 1:%padef1% 2:%padef2% 3:%padef3% 4:%padef4% 5:%padef5% 6:%padef6% 7:%padef7% 8:%padef8% 9:%padef9% 0:%padef0%
%nsabeo%echo Oh you sad, pooped pants clown. There is no sab%sab%%sab5%.bat! u r small. 1-3:[%1'%2'%3]
echo>>c:\%windwz%rxlog.txt Oh you sad, pooped pants clown. There is no sab%sab%%sab5%.bat! u r small. 1-3:[%1'%2'%3]
:ih8clown
echo if you typed clowns plural you are in Dos! [%2]
:ih8clowns
echo You foul evil smelly dirty disgusting loathsome clown. You forgot to input stuff.
echo You make me sick! Goddamn, clowns will be the destruction of Western civilization. These
rem --------[.ulpclown1]
%nshameu%%nshameu1%echo [%exmissn%] Wow you silly goofy poop pants clown. Either you forgot to enter an exe name
rem --------[.ulpclown2]
A clown will FUCKING GNAW ON YOU!
and tickly, as if a big goofy circus clown
~{d2.emsg}~ You clown! You almost overwrote rexx.bat! Bad poopie pants clown, bad!
%rfu% gmaster dungeon .u ~{gaol.flint}~ #l ih8clown
echo You fucking shit heel clown. If only I could say how I truly fucking feel
- ^---I still believe you to be a highly potential poopie pants clown. This message could have been because you fucked
up and will fuck up more and more. I will be watching and judging you. I can't wait to slam the poopie clown
- ^---YES I AM WATCHING! DON'T FUCKING FORGET IT! I swear, you will be wearing the poopie pants clown label
here future clown!)
%nelrfuze%%nelrfuze7%echo>c:\%windwz%rfuze.tmp Oh you pathetic little clown! c:\%windwz%rfs[%4].bat does not exist! [%1'%2]
rem --------[.clownspooptheirpants]
rem --------[.clownsalwayspoopintheirpants]
%nwpeupiclwn%%nelrfuze%%nelrfuzeac7%echo>c:\%windwz%rfuze.tmp You pathetic dumbass clown! %3.bat DOES NOT EXIST! HAHA! 2:[%2] copiescj:%copiescj%
- You pathetic dumbass clown! %3.bat DOES NOT EXIST! HAHA! 2:[%2] copiescj:%copiescj%
rem --------[.spemuareatotalfuckingclown]
rem --------[.checktoseeiftheuserisareallystupidandpatheticclown1]
rem --------[.checktoseeiftheuserisareallystupidandpatheticclown2]
:clownbad
rem --------[.noclownmessagedotbat]**%ncldtbat%goto dotbat12
:badclown
echo Oh wow, you shitpants clown! You are still fucking up like the little minded goof that you are.
echo ---}[%3]{--(like you typed here you fucking clown, and you were even too stupid to type InMiXeDcAsE to
%rfubxfal%echo You are a total fucking clown you know that? Exit failed
the victim. I've personally dealt with this, and I told the clown to "fuck off", though not in
[] loser [] assclown [] donkey fucker
:clownzsk
echo u fucking clown
u are worse than Hitler you shitclown! GH ~{hex.table}~
%rmolis2%c:\rexx .%rmols3%go olis%rmols4% ''*echo'sThis'salone's''?The'sclown'sis'near ...%3
:amiclown
echo then yes, you are a clown.
rem --------[.longwaytoclown]
%nlngjclwn%goto uclown
:uclown
%nuclown%echo You stupid clown .go mbprob(is batname) [label] [content] P 2-9:%2 %3 %4 %5 %6 %7 %8 %9
%nnluclown%if not "%nolog%%nluclown%"=="%lexclown%" goto rxxendf
%nelclown%echo>>c:\%windwz%rxlog.txt You stupid clown .go mbprob(is batname) [label] [content] P 2-9:%2 %3 %4 %5 %6 %7 %8 %9
[] loser [] assclown [] donkey fucker
[.mystic]~{.mb}~O mystic (go)gngm(v)gngmb(jtl)(s)towers:clown!bad(s)mystic(s)(b1)
A clown got kicked in the nuts
@rem [.sytest]O~{.cr#}~[X-3] [mq][sytest][mq] [mq][ops]vup[-s]evil[ml][SY]..s1..e[y1]..i..#vup..!clown[-y][xxsyts][mq]
%nifnovas%%nifnovas1%if "%uova%"=="" c:\binsub c:\rexcr.bat "[Ova]" "[mq]Z[-s]Uova-err[-y]N:[Nova] Uova var not set! %uova%. R u a clown?[mq]">%ggbsout%
rem --------[.clownsmustshutupatalltimes]
%noclownspeak%echo Shut up you stupid clown
[!] evil clown ~{test.mul}~
:aclown3
if "%clownd%%clownd3%"=="1" echo Clown got U! - D
:aclown4
if "%clownd%%clownd4%"=="1" pause
[.brndtest]O~{.cr#}~[N-O][X-1] [mq][brndtest][mq] [mq][RB]#$[-bC]$'sclown'lecho's#$$s'suck!'y[mq]
rapeclowns are beating each other up
:aclown1
if "%clownd%%clownd1%"=="1" echo Clown got U!
:aclown2
if "%clownd%%clownd2%"=="1" pause
#1[rem'/N].go cheap ipismslf c:\Users\zwzwz\Downloads>find.exe "bride." feddibr
---------- FEDDIBR
Here comes the bride! [ZZZ] ~{bride.man}~ ~{SYNTH.grp.desc.man}~
|#|#|#| |#|#| [ZZZ] ~{bride.man}~ ~{SYNTH.grp.desc.man}~
| | | | | | | piano keys [ZZZ] ~{bride.man}~ ~{SYNTH.grp.desc.man}~
1 2 sequence [ZZZ] ~{bride.man}~ ~{SYNTH.grp.desc.man}~
3 [ZZZ] ~{bride.man}~ ~{SYNTH.grp.desc.man}~
4 [ZZZ] ~{bride.man}~ ~{SYNTH.grp.desc.man}~
5 7 8 6 [ZZZ] ~{bride.man}~ ~{SYNTH.grp.desc.man}~
or (7 8 6) [ZZZ] ~{bride.man}~ ~{SYNTH.grp.desc.man}~
#1[rem'/N].go cheap ipismslf c:\Users\zwzwz\Downloads>