blue sauce on rice for lunch

U know what burned me up yesterday

My neighbor started complaining about my yankee demeanor 

Ie how i talk mostly

So i asked her which one of your southern friends are here mopping up your
feces 

She said well at least they would be talking to me saying things like honey
chile and darlin instead of my stern and direct approach

I pointed that not one of them was there at all, much less talking

How many times do you have to beg a person to use a walker

At least ma was very very obedient