One weirdie for you today

An argument about an order for chips led both Antoine Sims and
the workers at a Kennesaw, Georgia, McDonald's to ring 911.  Sims
told responding officers that, since the French fries he'd ordered
'are lukewarm but they're not hot', he had requested a new set.  The
staff described his request as consisting of threatening and
cursing, and they asked that Sims, 24, be banned from the premises and
given a criminal-trespass warning.  The requisite database search
yielded an alert that Sims was wanted for murder.  After the ensuing
brief chase and stun-gun discharge, perhaps he regretted having asked
the police to show up.  

  Antoine Sims = Noisiest man  <- He should have kept his mouth shut
  Antoine Sims = Most asinine
  Antoine Sims = Simian notes  


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