Re: Four weirdies

In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl  <[email protected]> wrote:
> Alaska Airlines pilot Joseph D. Emerson told aviation authorities that

On a personal note, I learned of this incident while sitting in an
Alaska Airlines flight waiting for boarding to finish.

>   Pilot Joseph Emerson = Shrooms in jet, people!

In jest: people < shroom.

> Payton Shires ~ spins a theory...
>   What was that theory exactly?
> Payton Shires = OSHA: "Try penis"
>   
> We might even be able to tell the whole story, far into the future,
> via anagrams:
> 
>   Payton Shires = 
>   Ah, penis story...
>   A pest is horny
>   "Son, therapy is..."
>   A python rises 
>   Prison stay, eh?
>   Spinster ahoy!

Really going above and beyond there.

Elijah
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too much of a good thing ~ tha' touching goof-mood