A weirdy for you

A woman arrested outside a San Diego convenience store for stealing
asked arresting officer Anthony Hair whether he is single, then offered
sexual activity in exchange for not being brought in for questioning.
Hair bundled her into the back of his cruiser anyway.  Twenty minutes
later, he placed a panic-laced radio call to another officer,
explaining that he'd locked himself in the police car while checking
on the suspect, who had passed out. 
  Bodycam footage didn't show her collapse, since Hair had turned off
his bodycam.  Other evidence was available, however - such as semen on
Hair's belt.  He has resigned from the force.

    Anthony Hair ~ ain't horny. Ha!


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