'Grams for a pair of recent weirdies

One anagram stands out above the rest in connection with the first of
the two stories:
     Ryan Walters = Lawyers rant!

The story (to which I _might_ add an accompanying image at
http://theanna.org/clip/thismonth.html ):
In response to two State Board of Education members' complaints about
naked women cavorting about on his office television during a closed
meeting held there on sensitive issues such as teacher licences,
Oklahoma superintendent of schools Ryan Walters cited a politically
motivated 'Most Absurd, False, and Gutter Attack from a Desperate
Failing Establishment', stated that he was unaware of what the screen
showed 'during the alleged incident' and denied 'any suggestion that a
device of mine was used to stream inappropriate content'. Also, he
did turn off the TV as soon as board member Becky Carson, having
ascertained that she was witnessing not tan bodysuits but nipples and
public hair, demanded 'Turn it off now!'  The state senate and the
Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office are investigating nonetheless.
  While the embattled Walters faces lawsuits related to other matters,
such as open-meeting laws, he has fired off a few of his own - e.g.,
one reasserting his mandate that schools teach directly from the Bible.


Here's the other story, for which I'd welcome some thoughts re. the
'grams I quickly found:
The US Food & Drug Administration is warning consumers to make sure
their cans of Celsius energy drink contain the expected liquid.  This
alert comes after vodka company High Noon issued a product recall upon
noticing that a shared packaging supplier had mistakenly shipped them
empty Celsius cans, which it proceeded to fill with its own beverages
and bundle into Beach Variety vodka seltzer 12-packs.  Two lots
include cans that claim to contain not alcoholic drinks but 'Celsius
Astro Vibe Energy Drink, Sparkling Blue Razz Edition'. The FDA
advises to 'dispose of the [...] cans with the impacted lot codes' in
a manner that does not involve 'consum[ing] the liquid'. 

I'm not sure which of these work better:
     Buzzed proletarians liking ~ Sparkling Blue Razz Edition
     Sparkling Blue Razz Edition:  Drinkage is buzz-pollinater 
     Sparkling Blue Razz Edition:  linked to a buzz & grains' peril


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