Re: Staying off the naughty list

Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> Fri, 2 Jan 2026 20:29:42 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.anagrams
Organization Some absurd concept
Message-ID <[email protected]>
In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl  <[email protected]> wrote:
> This sign in the corner at a local pub reminds us to be nice rather
> than naughty: http://theanna.org/grams/lardbucket/misc-nosin.jpg
> 
> It begged for an anagram, so I obliged:
>   Commit no nuisance = Communicate no sin!

Usually the nuisance that they are trying to avoid is public urniation.

Please Commit No Nuisance ~ Clue, o man, I mean no piss, etc

This is not a pissior, buddy ~ I bash dirty spout sins, I do.

Elijah
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