April weirdies

This time, you get three Anna's News Clippings items with corresponding
anagrams below.

Upset that his wife had filed for divorce, Louisiana's Shamar Elkins
confronted her outside, leaving her with serious gunshot wounds. He
then opened fire on those in the family home, proceeding to kill seven
of his children (aged 1-14) plus an unrelated child.  A ninth child,
age 13, sustained injuries from leaping from the roof, while a wounded
adult female ran to a nearby home for help.  Elkins then added
car-jacking to the list of charges he'd have faced if the police
hadn't killed him in the ensuing chase.
  Of the incident, officially termed a 'domestic disturbance' and a
'family annihilation', Shreveport city-council member Grayson Boucher
lamented that 'we've more than doubled our homicide' figure 'because
of one act of domestic violence'.

     Shamar Elkins = A (kinless) harm


Maryland's Karen Jeanette Trevino might have received a brand-new roof
at zero cost.  A week after she appeared in large-claims court at the
behest of a debt-collection firm, six Guatemalan construction workers
she'd hired from a nearby town were putting the final touches on their
roughly $10,000 roofing job at her Cambridge home when federal
immigration agents swooped in.  Permanent US resident Bryan Polanco,
who livestreamed the half hour of proceedings from the rooftop, told
several people that Trevino had explicitly threatened to sicc
immigration authorities on anyone returning to finish the job or
collect payment.
  She might not have known that it is a state felony to obtain
services or shirk payment for them through leverage of anyone's
immigration status.  At last report, however, prosecutors had not made
a decision and the open vanful of tools, shingles, and equipment was
still sitting in Trevino's driveway.    

      Karen Jeanette Trevino = Enter native jerk - neato!


The Marion County, Florida, sheriff's office called it a 'crappy
plan'...  
Surveillance footage shows a man attempting to drag a septic tank away
from a construction site with his 2013 Toyota Corolla.  Unable to
cajole the tank into position atop his car, the man gave up and fled
when another vehicle arrived.  However, he came back the next day,
this time succeeding, with the aid of a ramp and a U-Haul truck whose
license plates and ID number he'd obscured with tape.  A detective was
able to identify him as Alfio Nocifora nonetheless, and he was taken
into custody.  

     Alfio Nocifora  =  A 'fool' icon. Fair?
      

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