The piss artist known as the former prince

A topical long anagram...


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The Duke of Edinburgh...

to a driving instructor in Oban:
  'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to 
pass their test?'

on seeing a plaque at a site in India where the British Army slaughtered
2,000 civilians:
  'No, no, we didn't slaughter that many.'

to a lady in Kenya who gave him a small gift:
  'You _are_ a woman, aren't you?'

in 1996, upon introduction to then TV head Sir Michael Bishop:
  'So _you_'re responsible for the kind of crap Channel Four produces!'

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to a student hiker, 'humour' on Papua New Guinean culture:
  'You managed not to get eaten, then?'

when a child visiting Salford University told of his wish to go to
space (2001): 
  'You're too fat to be an astronaut.'

in Canada (whose natives 'slur'), in '69:
  'I declare this thing open, whatever it is.'

  'Yak, yak, yak; come on, get a move on!' -
shouted to hurry the Queen along from Belize Harbor

on himself, HRH Prince Philip, as his 90th birthday loomed:
  'Bits are beginning to drop off.'  Indeed.


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