Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet

For Maximum Protection, Vaccine Now Offered In Continuous 
IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life
https://babylonbee.com/news/for-maximum-protection-vaccine-now-offered-in-continuous-iv-drip-you-carry-around-for-the-rest-of-your-life

Good Samaritan Sees Man Being Oppressed By Police, 
Rushes Over To Loot A Target
https://babylonbee.com/news/good-samaritan-sees-man-being-oppressed-by-police-and-goes-to-loot-a-target

Media Relieved To Be Covering The Good Kind Of Riots Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/media-relieved-to-go-back-to-covering-the-good-kind-of-riots

Pope Announces Vaccine Selfies Can Now Be Turned In 
To Spring A Relative Out Of Purgatory
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-announces-that-vaccine-selfies-can-be-turned-in-to-spring-a-relative-out-of-purgatory

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head 
In A Jar In Year 2739
https://babylonbee.com/news/it-is-still-not-ok-to-go-outside-says-faucis-head-in-a-jar-in-year-2739

Gaps In Border Wall To Be Plugged Up With Trillions Of 
Freshly Printed Dollars
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proposes-printing-trillions-of-dollars-to-plug-gaps-in-border-wall

New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen 
To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-premium-service-will-send-a-satanist-drag-queen-to-your-house-to-teach-your-kids-about-communism

Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-braces-for-most-peaceful-protests-yet