Re: I hate the following people:

Tony wrote:
> Nomen Nescio wrote:
>> everbody going as far back as Homo Erectus
>>
> 
> I've always hated almost everyone as far back as I can remember.

All the boys hate me because I wear glasses and still walk around with 
the girls.  Your father was a possum and your mother was a rabid 
raccoon.  I find that the payoffs of revenge are far too arcane for the 
bleeding hearts to understand.  Don't pollute your relationship, they 
say!  What relationship, I say!  My girlfriend was sitting on my bed 
when Nick gets on his phone and tells her when and where I masturbated 
that morning.  People can't talk about me that way.  Especially when I'm 
right fucking here.  This is it, I figured it out.  It's my final 
masterpiece. Revenge is a dish best served cold.  You can't take revenge 
on Nick when he has surprised you with that bullshit.  You're still a 
softie for him and wounded.  Your shit is going to fail.  Wait until 
relations have chilled a bit before going about carving his flesh off 
with a sharpened ice cream scoop.  Your cool attitude towards him will 
help notch that arrow.

That shit about the matter getting cold because it will hurt more with 
the surprise is horseshit.  You saw how gay it was that waiting 20 yrs 
to take revenge is no way to treat yourself right.  You've got to nail 
it within a year at most and then move on.  Maybe you see that perfect 
opening to stab Nick in the back.  You can wait until the next 
opportunity because some surprise is good, but being two-faced for 
twenty years so you can spoil his cocaine party with 50 yr old grannies 
and when you are getting ready to tear his stomach out with your bare 
hands, he will look into your eyes and say, "I knew it all along, Brutus."

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