Re: The 12 Step Program For Turning Children Into Juvenile Delinquents

On Apr 12, 3:33=A0am, "Neosapienis" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> 1) Begin from birth to give your children everything that they ask for. =
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> this way they will grow up to think that the world owes them a living.
>
> 2) Give them all the spending money they want, no matter if they have to =
do
> household chores or not. =A0Why should they have things as tough as you h=
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> back then?
>
> 3) Pick up all the messes that they leave lying around such as books,
> magazines, chip packets, clothes. =A0In this way they will treat you like=
 a
> slave and will become mother and father to you.
>
> 4) Let them read any printed matter that they can get their hands on. =A0=
Make
> sure that the glasses and silverware are sterilised first, but let them f=
eed
> their minds with nonsense.
>
> 5) Smoke, get drunk, use dangerous drugs and eat junk food in the kid's
> presence. =A0Remember: what's good for the gander is good for the goose a=
nd
> the goslings.
>
> 6) Never supervise them with homework or read to them. =A0They can get al=
l
> their answers from Google and Yahoo! answers.
>
> 7) When they chuck a major tantrum or are genuinely upset about something=
,
> then laugh at them. =A0See how you like it when they don't take you serio=
usly
> when you feel the same.
>
> 8) Never encourage their intellectual, social or spiritual development.
> Wait till they are 18 and then let them choose for themselves.
>
> 9) Argue and fight constantly with your spouse in front of the children.
> They won't be too shocked when the family is broken up.
>
> 10) Say these four magic words to them often when they disappoint you or
> make any mistake: "You're Not Good Enough!"
>
> 11) When or if they ever get into trouble with the law, take the side of
> police saying "I could never do anything with them".
>
> 12) Prepare for a life of grief: YOU WILL HAVE IT!
>
> --
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> Best wishes,
>
> Dario Western
>
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i notice lately that the pros are saying do not run off in private and
do your marital fighting....do it in front of the kids so they will
correct the scenario when they get married or whatever.....plus never
disagree with the police in cases of children violating the
laws.....of course a loving parent is going to make the kid understand
they have crossed the line of good citizenship and that is to be
corrected...over the years kids have did bad things to my property and
when confronting the parents it is frustrating when the parents start
making excuses for the kid....this only makes the kid think....hey lie
and talk your way out of all thing that you do wrong.....but sometimes
the parent says i am sorry for what my kid has done and what can i do
to make it right with you seems to be the best approach.....jz