A Special Day to Commemmorate Edith and Elizabeth Gage, Two Greedy Old Kenilworth Maids...

...who conspired together to steal the rich estate of a wealthy Florida relative and helped get Buck Talman disbarred.

After a few hours at something else more pressing I'll have to give a little talk about these two urine-soaked old women who smelled like they had never had a bath but instead had mired up and wallowed in a hog pen until they were encrusted with filth and the foulest wilstonian stench imaginable.

CUL8r.