Mountain Man Larry, Chapter 1

"Call me Larry," the scruffy bufoonish creature announced as he crawled out of the outhouse holding a baby ruth bar in one hand while fasterning his seat flap with the other as he crept down the path leading to the house of  his latest heart throb Sasquatina.

Larry sported an occasional pale hair in amongst the darker shinola slopped on his shiny cueball. The shinola becomes noticeably paler on the underside, around the anal region, and on the cheeks. A distinct white band runs around the lips, although it may vary in extent, and there are usually also white bands along the upper surface of the ears.*

Too be continewd.

* portions excerpt from 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_tapir