Flashback too pre covid times

Pepino-Jethro Goober <[email protected]>
Newsgroups alt.appalachian
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Feb 27, 2020 at 5:39 AM
Not Recommended Reviews for IHOP - Yelp

https://www.yelp.com/not_recommended_reviews/ihop-asheville-2

4th review from ire ol pal the mOOner...

For carry-out I bought a poblano omelette from IHOP on Tunnel Rd. yesterday because of a delicious one just a few weeks ago.  But this one was shrunken, hard and rubbery, had zero jack and cheddar cheese on it  (as advertised), and was covered in yucky goo like velveeta or some kind of cheap gravy.  It was disgusting.  I was shocked.  Don't try to call or use the official email complaint form for IHOP hdq. in Glendale, CA.  It's a scam and a waste of time.  You won't be able to upload the complaint or contact them at their phone number.  They have turned out to be scammers.  And you wouldn't believe how busy this place in Asheville is.

Butt wait theys more....



2/12/2020
Me and my pals ( melvin, cullen, wilford, kernal pail) we dont like this place and will be contacting the welcome wagon to come by and get their welcome basket back. Somebidy unscrewed the salt shaker and melvin cried for 2 days.

Yew mite also ck these good reviews that are not recommended...

Aint nuthern i like betturn uh big ol plate uh pam cakes jest sloppy with mo lasses or catsup.  When my old pals larry an kernel pail tole me this wuz thee place two go, why i hi taled it day yawnd hyur and wuz not dis appointed uh lick!!!

I half tew ape pologize tho four muh co-diner jay larry sniffs fir him unscrewin the salt shaker lid and then fergettin about it and later dumpin salt awl over the place. Ha ha. Served him raht eh.

So its bone appa tit, ihop diners!



Larry Shows His S.
NC, NC
0 friends
2 reviews
4.0 star rating5/10/2019

Yes!  It is I, james larry "cueball" from the old haney place at dogbutt acres, here oncest again to cher my ihop adventurette!

Be own thee lookout for my big protest coming up. Watch fart any day now!!

And doan chew fergit two gimme a big thumbs way up!!

Last time yew remember....

yelp.com/not_recommended…




Jethro Pepino Eb Say Larrys An S.
Blowing Rock, NC 
0 friends 2 reviews
5/14/2019

Aint nuthern i like betturn uh big ol plate uh pam cakes jest sloppy with mo lasses or catsup.  When my old pals larry an kernel pail tole me this wuz thee place two go, why i hi taled it day yawnd hyur and wuz not dis appointed uh lick!!!

I half tew ape pologize tho four muh co-diner jay larry sniffs fir him unscrewin the salt shaker lid and then fergettin about it and later dumpin salt awl over the place. Ha ha. Served him raht eh.

So its bone appa tit, ihop diners!




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Larry Hazzuh Stinky S.
Asheville, NC 
0 friends 0 reviews
8/29/2018
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