Mad Martha Tackitt-Grist

Hilarious Mad Martha Grist flubs of English Pronunciations


Scurrilous     Mad Martha:  scurlious  Rebellious:  Mad Martha  rebellous   Prostate gland   Mad Martha:  Prostrate gland

Cartilage      Mad Martha:  cartridges;  Andirons    Mad Martha:  andreeons;  Teratogenicity  Mad Martha:  tergensity

Chrysanthemums    Mad Martha:  chrysanthiums;  Poinsettias   Mad Martha:  ponsedders;  Frustrated   Mad Martha:  flusterated

Mischievous    Mad Martha:  mischievious;  Realtor  Mad Martha:  rillater;  Supposedly  Mad Martha:  supposably

Regardless   Mad Martha:  irregardless;  Euthanasia  Mad Martha:  you fum asia;  Infinite  Mad Martha:  infamous

Heroin   Mad Martha:  herion;  Crotch  Mad Martha:  crouch;  Asterisk  Mad Martha:  asterick;  Drowned  Mad Martha:  drownded

Et cetera  Mad Martha:  and ex setra;  Orient  Mad Martha:  orientate;  Verbiage  Mad Martha: verbitch;

Asparagus  Mad Martha:  assbaggeruss;  Keeshonds  Mad Martha:  keesh honds;  Nuclear  Mad Martha:  nucular

Approximately  Mad Martha:  approxionly;  Toxicity  Mad Martha:  tock city;  Anecdote  Mad Martha:  antidote

Corps of Engineers  Mad Martha:  corpse of engineers;  Substantiate  Mad Martha:  substantuate

Blasphemous  Mad Martha:  blastphemious;  Born  Mad Martha: borned;  Spoliation  Mad Martha:  spoilation

Vicious  Mad Martha:  viscous;  Probation  Mad Martha:  prohibition;   herpes  Mad Martha:  herbies;  Idea  Mad Martha: ideal 

Body odor  Mad Martha: body order; Spinal meningitis  Mad Martha: speenal miningidiss;  syphilis  Mad Martha: syphus

Vulgar  Mad Martha: vugular;  Congenital  Mad Martha:  congential;  Hermaphrodite  Mad Martha:  morphydike

Hydrocephalus  Mad Martha: hydrosyphus; Ignorant  Mad Martha: ignert; Succotash  Mad Martha: suckratash 

Mozart  Mad Martha:  moze art;  Demolition  Mad Martha:  demolation; Defamation  Mad Martha: deaf firmation

Athlete  Mad Martha: ath uh leet;  Vindictive  Mad Martha:  vindettive; Gorgeous  Mad Martha:  georgous; Ruined MM: rurnt

Shih Tzu  Mad Martha: shit sue;  Glyphosate  Mad Martha: gly so fate;  Promiscuity  Mad Martha:  permiscuousness

Thoroughly  Mad Martha: throughly;  chicanery  Mad Martha: chancery;  

Dale Owen Shaffer  Mad Martha: Mr. Stinky Buddicks

Supposedly  Mad Martha:  supposably; orgasm  Mad Martha:  organism; Dubious, Mad Martha: Jubrous

Heinous, Mad Martha: Hyenious; Mongoloid, Mad Martha: mongreloid;   melanoma, Mad Martha: mellanomie; 

Carcinogenic, Mad Martha: carsono gimmick; Phenomenon, Mad Martha: phenomemom;  Aeronautical, Mad Martha: error nomical

Heretical, Mad Martha:  hair tickle;  heresy, Mad Martha:  hairsee;  Anatomical, Mad Martha:  anatty tomical

Zoology, Mad Martha:  zoo ology;  menopausal, Mad Martha: minnie pawzal; aggravate, Mad Martha:  agger vate

Concupiscent, Mad Martha:  conckie pissant; buttocks, Mad Martha: buddicks; Geriatric, Mad Martha:  Jerry astic

Bulimia, Mad Martha:  boo leemie;   Congenital, Mad Martha:  congential; herniated, Mad Martha: hernerated 

Gladiolas, Mad Martha: gladolias; Corpuscle, Mad Martha: corpsuckle; ferrous metals, Mad Martha: furious metals

Larynx, Mad Martha: lair nix (LOL!)