Re: Tullahoma, TN ... I knew this girl from Tullahoma before I was married...

On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 5:16:05 AM UTC-7, Larry Shows His Ass/Haid wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 19, 2023 at 9:08:59 AM UTC-7, Jimmy knows crooked Sammie Ervin IV wrote: 
> > ...She was a looker with the most gorgeous face in the world. She turned faces wherever she walked, and I mean she had a sexy walk too. Gosh, that was over 50 years ago. I always wondered what happened to her and dreamed technicolor dreams about her, on up to now. Which reminds me: During my mother's very difficult birth labor with my big brother, David Leonard Smith, her first pregnancy, my father heard her call out the name of another man. That, unfortunately, left a stain on my brother's life, caused my father to fear he had been cuckolded, and indelibly marked my dear brother for his entire short 28-year life. My father wouldn't let it go, never shut up about it. We had no DNA technology in those days. 
> > 
> > Anyway, the setting of what I am about to show you is a school in Tullahoma, TN where a young student used his creativity and a cat meme to satirize his humorless high school principal, Mr. Quick, who has now streisanded himself by having the boy suspended. A lawsuit followed, and Jason Quick will lose and also be held up to monstrous worldwide ridicule compared to the relatively mild cat meme. 
> > 
> > Read on: https://www.thefire.org/news/lawsuit-high-school-student-sues-after-receiving-suspension-posting-campus-cat-meme 
> > 
> > Jason Quick, go hide and quit showing your ass. And get inside. Somebody might see you. Children could be irreparably traumatized.
> Finally, something from old baldy* that is practical. 
> 
> * no offense, bh

Ass uh token of uh preciation four the quick link, i wood like two suggest thee. follering improov mint... and yore welcome!

"I knew this girl from Dawgpatch ...She wuz uh licker with the most butt ugly face in the world. She turned faces wherever she walked, and I mean she had a chin strap too. Holy smokes, that was over 50 years ago. I always wondered what happened to her and dreamed technicolor dreams about richard simmons, hoo on up to now i have uh crush on him."