Quotables

Tax Collecter Jennifer Pike:   God put me here, uh disgrumbled lesbin, to screw poor people in shacks out of there last doller and use muh uhthorties to play politicks the dirdiest they ever been played since Larnce Brown, Chester Cogburn, and Weldon Weird.

Da Judge Calvin Hill:  I hate the honkies.  So I gits uh frill when I sticks it to them.   If you is a honkie, at least be a Democrat honkie so I can screw you juss a liddle bit less, or take yo side against a muhfuggin Republican.   If you is not an exceptable honkie then I is gwine screw you evah way I can shoat of reversable errier.  Dew process of oppertoonty to be herd is what i say it is and the constatuton is what i say it is.  I is always reevizing dew process and the constatooting as a sheel for muh pals and uh strait razer for muh enemas.