Perseid meteor shower will peak in our skies this weekend

> Known as “buttwhistle meteor shower” by buttcomb county mensa because of its fast, bright and plentiful meteors that can be easily viewed outside during the warm summer months, the shower is not one to be missed. It will peak around Aug. 12, where up to 100 meteors an hour can be caught shooting across the sky at 37 miles per second, leaving long streaks in their wake.
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> The best places to see it are at IHOP, Ingles, the waffle house and upwind of larrys outhouse & bnb.
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> Best way to see it is to first stare at a bright light, then pre on yore shoes.
Then find a baldhaid feller and rub shinola on his shiny cueball.