New evidunce against bidun

"I am sitting hyur broken hearted in stall 2 with my father in stall 3 and tried too shit butt only farted and would like to understand why the commitment made has not been fulfilled. 

"Tell the director that I would like to wipe this now before it gets out of hand (sorry ladies) , and now means tonight," Hunter Biden allegedly wrote.

 "And, Z, if I get a call or text from anyone involved in this other than you, Zhang, Jethro, Floyd the barber or Arnold Ziffel, I will make certain that between the man sitting next to me and every person he knows and my ability to forever hold a grudge that you will regret not following my direction. I am squatting here waiting for the next turd to drop from my larry."