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"Having turned a new leaf in his life, Larry the mOOner decided to embrace the call of civic duty by enlisting in the Assville-Buttcombe Outhouse Search and Scoop Squad. As he and his bosom buddy Melvin McStewpid stood inside of an outhouse gazing down below the seat he was captivated by the sight of a submerged IHOP carry out container, a box of baby ruth bars and a few bags of toms redskin peenuts (yummers) being painstakingly raised from the watery depths. A bubbling sensation of excitement filled him, as he drooled and pondered the significance of the mission that beckoned him and his team. Butt suddrnly... Continued below!

Once again, having turned a new leaf in his life, Larry the mOOner decided to embrace the call of civic duty by enlisting in the Assville-Buttcombe Outhouse Search and Scoop Squad. As he and his bosom buddy Melvin McStewpid stood inside of an outhouse gazing down below the seat he was captivated by the sight of a submerged IHOP carry out container, a box of baby ruth bars and a few bags of toms redskin peenuts (yummers) being painstakingly raised from the watery depths. A bubbling sensation of excitement filled him, as he drooled and pondered the significance of the mission that beckoned him and his team. Butt suddrnly... Continued below!

Yet again, having turned a new leaf in his life, Larry the mOOner decided to embrace the call of civic duty by enlisting in the Assville-Buttcombe Outhouse Search and Scoop Squad. As he and his bosom buddy Melvin McStewpid stood inside of an outhouse gazing down below the seat he was captivated by the sight of a submerged IHOP carry out container, a box of baby ruth bars and a few bags of toms redskin peenuts (yummers) being painstakingly raised from the watery depths. A bubbling sensation of excitement filled him, as he drooled and pondered the significance of the mission that beckoned him and his team. Butt suddrnly... Continued below!

Holy smokes! Again, having turned a new leaf in his life, Larry the mOOner decided to embrace the call of civic duty by enlisting in the Assville-Buttcombe Outhouse Search and Scoop Squad. As he and his bosom buddy Melvin McStewpid stood inside of an outhouse gazing down below the seat he was captivated by the sight of a submerged IHOP carry out container, a box of baby ruth bars and a few bags of toms redskin peenuts (yummers) being painstakingly raised from the watery depths. A bubbling sensation of excitement filled him, as he drooled and pondered the significance of the mission that beckoned him and his team. Butt suddrnly... Continued below!

Wee doogies! Continuing, having turned a new leaf in his life, Larry the mOOner decided to embrace the call of civic duty by enlisting in the Assville-Buttcombe Outhouse Search and Scoop Squad. As he and his bosom buddy Melvin McStewpid stood inside of an outhouse gazing down below the seat he was captivated by the sight of a submerged IHOP carry out container, a box of baby ruth bars and a few bags of toms redskin peenuts (yummers) being painstakingly raised from the watery depths. A bubbling sensation of excitement filled him, as he drooled and pondered the significance of the mission that beckoned him and his team. Butt suddrnly... Continued below!