Re: Ire Friend Larry RIP

NostrilBobus McKinney <[email protected]> Thu, 9 Nov 2023 02:17:23 -0800 (PST)
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On Thursday, November 9, 2023 at 2:12:47 AM UTC-8, NostrilBobus McKinney wrote:
> Larry Festus Crotchbiter age 101 has taken his place at the back of Earl Sheib Memorial Graveyard, leaving this world of whoa! behind. He has joined his parents Tonto Joe and Ubehebe, his two sisters Ug and Holm Lee. He leaves behind a large and somewhat loving family, a stack of unpaid bills, his deer wife Bambi plus a nice pair of fishing waders ($12 obo plus shipping).

Lunch follering the service, and will be dee lishus rooty tooty dump ub pooty pamcakes at Larrys favorite gourmet dive IHOP. Cash only.