VocabewLarry: Larrys Elegies Numbers One & Too

Newgene McMensa <[email protected]> Sat, 25 Nov 2023 01:18:46 -0800 (PST)
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Two daze word, class, is "ELEGY...
 a mournful, melancholy, or plaintive yet humorous poem, especially a lament involving Larry." Far example...


Larrys Elegy Number One

They wuz uh bald haider named mOOner
Hoo should have relieved himself sooner
Butt he waited too long
To whup out his dong
So he peed on his shoes, the bufooner!


Larrys Elegy Number Two

Here I sit
.. Broken hearted
Tried to Larry
.. Butt only farted.

Thee End!