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On Tue, 03 Nov 2020 09:13:00 -0500, "[email protected]"
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>On Tue, 03 Nov 2020 09:10:12 -0500, George Oliver
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>>On Tue, 03 Nov 2020 09:01:36 -0500, [email protected] wrote:
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>>>>The flavor of this Borscht Recipe (Russian-Style Beet Soup) is bright
>>>>and complex, beautifully sweet and sour. The natural sweetness from
>>>>beets and carrots balance a splash of red wine vinegar added at the
>>>>end. Beef makes it hearty and filling, and potato and hint of tomato
>>>>paste add depth and thicken the broth slightly.
>>>>
>>>>Borscht Recipe (Russian-Style Beet Soup)
>>>>
>>>>Until I made this soup, I have never had Borscht in my life, which is
>>>>strange because my dad has Russian roots. But whats even stranger is
>>>>that I had been craving this soup for a good month before I caved in
>>>>and made it!
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>>>>Me and beets go way back, so Borscht is a natural fit for me. I love
>>>>how beets stain everything in this soup with their lovely deep red
>>>>color. No matter whats in your spoonful, it looks like beets.
>>>>
>>>>Of course the beets also stain your cutting board and your hands, but
>>>>no matter, it doesnt last long. Wear it like a badge of honor for
>>>>making this glorious soup.
>>>>
>>>>Top View of Borscht Recipe (Russian-Style Beet Soup)
>>>>Beet Soup as a Delicious and Nutritious Meal
>>>>
>>>>This soup is so hearty it really doesnt need meat to be filling. You
>>>>can omit the meat if you like, but be sure to use a super flavorful
>>>>stock. The potato will disintegrate into the broth, acting as a slight
>>>>thickener along with a touch of tomato paste.
>>>>
>>>>The flavor of this soup is bright and complex, beautifully sweet and
>>>>sour. The natural sweetness in beets and carrots provide the perfect
>>>>offset for a generous splash of red wine vinegar at the end of
>>>>cooking.
>>>>
>>>>I think celeriac is a more traditional addition than celery in this
>>>>soup. However, I went with celery because its what I had on hand.
>>>>(And Im not claiming that this version is authentic its my own
>>>>rendition but it is delicious, and it definitely will be what I make
>>>>for years to come when a Borscht craving hits.)
>>>>
>>>>Fresh dill and a dollop of sour cream are the perfect finishing
>>>>touches.
>>>>
>>>>Pro Tip: For the paleo version of this soup, omit the sour cream when
>>>>serving. Some people consider potato paleo, and some dont; do whats
>>>>best for you.
>>>>
>>>>Borscht (Russian-Style Beet Soup) 3
>>>>Beets Nutrition
>>>>
>>>>Beetroots, commonly just called beets, are a nutritious vegetable that
>>>>are low in calories but packed with nutrients. Beets are full of
>>>>vitamins and minerals, including B vitamins, iron, manganese, copper,
>>>>magnesium, and potassium.
>>>>Beets Nutrition Information
>>>>
>>>>According to the USDA Nutrition Database, a 100g serving of beets has
>>>>the following nutrition information:
>>>>
>>>> 43kcals
>>>> 1.61g protein
>>>> .17g total fat
>>>> 9.56g total carbohydrates
>>>> 2.8g fiber
>>>> 6.76g sugars
>>>>
>>>>Health Benefits of Beets
>>>>
>>>>Beets may help with chronic inflammation associated with a number of
>>>>diseases, such as cancer, heart disease, and liver disease. This is
>>>>because beets contain pigments called betalains that may contain
>>>>antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties.
>>>>
>>>>Beets can significantly lower blood pressure and help improve
>>>>circulation. The body converts nitrates from beets into nitric oxide,
>>>>which helps relax and dilate blood vessels. This results in improved
>>>>circulation.
>>>>
>>>>Additionally, nitric oxide increases blood flow to the brain, which
>>>>may result in better brain function. Even further, nitrates may help
>>>>enhance athletic performance by making the bodys mitochondria which
>>>>are responsible for energy production on a cellular level more
>>>>efficient.
>>>
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>>1Jumapili, alfajiri na mapema, wale wanawake walikwenda kaburini
>>wakichukua yale manukato waliyotayarisha. 2Walikuta lile jiwe
>>limeviringishwa mbali na kaburi. 3Walipoingia ndani, hawakuona mwili
>>wa Bwana Yesu. 4Walipokuwa bado wanashangaa juu ya jambo hilo, mara
>>watu wawili waliovaa mavazi yenye kung'aa sana, wakasimama karibu nao.
>>5Hao wanawake wakaingiwa na hofu, wakainama chini. Ndipo wale watu
>>wakawaambia, "Kwa nini mnamtafuta aliye hai kati ya wafu? 6Hayuko
>>hapa; amefufuka. Kumbukeni aliyowaambieni alipokuwa kule Galilaya: 7Ni
>>lazima Mwana wa Mtu atolewe kwa watu waovu, nao watamsulubisha, na
>>siku ya tatu atafufuka." 8Hapo wanawake wakayakumbuka maneno yake,
>>9wakarudi kutoka kaburini, wakawapa mitume wale kumi na mmoja na
>>wengine habari za mambo hayo yote. 10Hao waliotoa habari hizo kwa
>>mitume ni: Maria Magdalene, Yoana na Maria mama wa Yakobo, pamoja na
>>wanawake wengine walioandamana nao. 11Mitume waliyachukua maneno hayo
>>kama yasiyo na msingi, hivyo hawakuamini. 12Lakini Petro alitoka,
>>akaenda mbio hadi kaburini. Alipoinama kuchungulia ndani, akaiona tu
>>ile sanda. Akarudi nyumbani huku akiwa anashangaa juu ya hayo
>>yaliyotokea.
>>
>>13Siku hiyohiyo, wawili kati ya wafuasi wake Yesu wakawa wanakwenda
>>katika kijiji kimoja kiitwacho Emau, umbali wa kilomita kumi na moja
>>kutoka Yerusalemu. 14Wakawa wanazungumza juu ya hayo yote yaliyotukia.
>>15Walipokuwa wakizungumza na kujadiliana, Yesu mwenyewe akatokea,
>>akatembea pamoja nao. 16Walimwona kwa macho, lakini hawakumtambua.
>>17Akawauliza, "Mnazungumza nini huku mnatembea?" Nao wakasimama kimya,
>>nyuso zao wamezikunja kwa huzuni. 18Mmoja, aitwaye Kleopa, akamjibu,
>>"Je, wewe ni mgeni peke yako Yerusalemu ambaye hujui yaliyotukia huko
>>siku hizi?" 19Naye akawajibu, "Mambo gani?" Wao wakamjibu, "Mambo
>>yaliyompata Yesu wa Nazareti. Yeye alikuwa nabii mwenye uwezo wa
>>kutenda na kufundisha mbele ya Mungu na mbele ya watu wote. 20Makuhani
>>na watawala wetu walimtoa ahukumiwe kufa, wakamsulubisha. 21Lakini
>>sisi tulitumaini kwamba yeye ndiye angeikomboa Israeli. Zaidi ya hayo
>>yote, leo ni siku ya tatu tangu mambo hayo yalipotendeka. 22Tena,
>>wanawake wengine wa kwetu wametushtua. Walikwenda kaburini mapema
>>asubuhi, 23wasiukute mwili wake. Wakarudi wakasema kwamba walitokewa
>>na malaika waliowaambia kwamba alikuwa hai. 24Wengine wetu walikwenda
>>kaburini wakashuhudia yale waliyosema hao wanawake; ila yeye
>>hawakumwona." 25Kisha Yesu akawaambia, "Mbona mu wapumbavu kiasi hicho
>>na mioyo yenu ni mizito hivyo kusadiki yote yaliyonenwa na manabii?
>>26Je, haikumpasa Kristo kuteswa, na hivyo aingie katika utukufu wake?"
>>27Akawafafanulia mambo yote yaliyomhusu yeye katika Maandiko
>>Matakatifu kuanzia Mose hadi manabii wote. 28Walipokikaribia kile
>>kijiji walikokuwa wanakwenda, Yesu akafanya kana kwamba anaendelea na
>>safari; 29lakini wao wakamsihi wakisema, "Kaa pamoja nasi, maana
>>kunakuchwa, na usiku unakaribia." Basi, akaingia kijijini, akakaa
>>pamoja nao. 30Alipoketi kula chakula pamoja nao, akachukua mkate,
>>akaubariki, akaumega, akawapa. 31Mara macho yao yakafumbuliwa,
>>wakamtambua; lakini yeye akatoweka kati yao. 32Basi, wakaambiana, "Je,
>>mioyo yetu haikuwa inawaka ndani yetu wakati alipokuwa anatufafanulia
>>Maandiko Matakatifu kule njiani?" 33Wakaondoka saa ileile, wakarudi
>>Yerusalemu: wakawakuta wale mitume kumi na mmoja na wale wengine
>>waliokuwa pamoja nao, wamekusanyika 34wakisema, "Hakika Bwana
>>amefufuka, amemtokea Simoni." 35Basi, hao wafuasi wawili wakawajulisha
>>yale yaliyowapata njiani, na jinsi walivyomtambua katika kumega mkate.
>>
>>36Wanafunzi wote wawili walipokuwa wakiwaambia hayo, Yesu mwenyewe
>>akasimama kati yao, akawaambia "Amani kwenu." 37Wakashtuka na kushikwa
>>na hofu wakidhani wameona mzimu. 38Lakini yeye akawaambia, "Kwa nini
>>mnafadhaika? Mbona mnakuwa na mashaka mioyoni mwenu? 39Angalieni
>>mikono na miguu yangu, ya kwamba ni mimi mwenyewe. Nipapaseni
>>mkanione, maana mzimu hauna mwili na mifupa kama mnionavyo." 40Baada
>>ya kusema hayo, akawaonyesha mikono na miguu. 41Wakiwa bado katika
>>hali ya kutosadiki kwa sababu ya furaha yao, na wakiwa wanastaajabu,
>>akawauliza, "Mnacho chakula chochote hapa?" 42Wakampa kipande cha
>>samaki wa kuokwa. 43Akakichukua, akala, wote wakimwona. 44Halafu
>>akawaambia, "Hii ndiyo maana ya maneno niliyowaambia nilipokuwa pamoja
>>nanyi: kwamba ilikuwa lazima kukamilisha yote yaliyoandikwa juu yangu
>>katika Sheria ya Mose na katika vitabu vya manabii na katika kitabu
>>cha Zaburi." 45Kisha, akaziangazia akili zao ili wapate kuelewa
>>Maandiko Matakatifu. 46Akawaambia, "Ndivyo ilivyoandikwa, kwamba
>>Kristo atateswa na siku ya tatu atafufuka kutoka wafu, 47na kwamba ni
>>lazima, kwa jina lake, mataifa yote kuanzia na Yerusalemu yahubiriwe
>>juu ya kutubu na kusamehewa dhambi. 48Ninyi ni mashahidi wa mambo
>>hayo. 49Nami mwenyewe nitawapelekeeni yule ambaye Baba aliahidi
>>kumtuma, lakini ngojeni huku mjini mpaka mtakapopewa ile nguvu itokayo
>>juu."
>>
>>50Kisha akawaongoza nje ya mji hadi Bethania, akainua mikono yake juu,
>>akawabariki. 51Alipokuwa anawabariki, akawaacha; akachukuliwa
>>mbinguni. 52Wao wakamwabudu, wakarudi Yerusalemu wakiwa na furaha
>>kubwa: 53wakakaa muda wote Hekaluni wakimsifu Mungu.
>>
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