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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.
On Thu, 8 Jun 2023 19:45:12 +0100, Sn!pe had the audacity to say the
following:
>
> Checkmate <[email protected]> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> >
> > On Thu, 8 Jun 2023 12:05:31 -0600, Skeeter had the audacity to say the
> > following:
> >
> >
> > >
> > > In article <[email protected]>, pursent100
> > > @gmail.com says...
> > > >
> > > > .
> > > >
> > > > what i just read someplace else
> > >
> > > No one want to read your stuff.
> >
> > "Those who read these words of wit..."
>
> Here I sit, broken hearted,
> Came to shit but only farted.
"There once was a man from Nantucket,
who shit in an old rusty bucket.
He got stuck in that pail,
an embarrassing tale...
'twas only a fart that unstuck it!"
A Checky (tm) original, from my upcoming book "Nantucket Revisited".
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