Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Six

[email protected] (HarryLime) Wed, 05 Aug 2026 13:25:36 -0400
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> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
> in news:[email protected]:
> 
> 
>> BIG MO
>> 
>> (A.k.a. Maureen Dunce)
>> 
>> Big Mo is George J. Dunce's spouse.  Her nickname refers to her
>> immense girth.
>> 
>> They have been married for many years and have a grown up (and
>> outward) daughter.
>> 
>> Big Mo and Dunce are said to have a rather strained relationship
>> because of the following reasons:
>> 
>> *Big Mo claims first crack at the meals in their household, and rarely
>> leaves any scraps for Dunce. *George's refusal (fear?) of going
>> "beneath the bedsheets." *George's fraternization with Moose (various
>> bull moose that he dresses in female clothing).
>> 
>> Dunce, however, maintains that their union is a happy one.
>> 
>> 
>> View the attachments for this post at:
>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709378457#709378457
>> 
> 
> 
> You're really trying to give him a cerebral hemorrhage, aren't you?
> I suppose that's one way to test for existence of working neurons.
> 
> --
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I  like this image, as it presents a loving, and intimate moment between George J. Dunce and Big Mo... of which they hopefully share many in real life.

Mo's intimate relationship with junk food is depicted in it as well. 


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