Re: No Fucky with Ducky, a poem by NancyGene

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
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>> Bruce wrote:
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>> in news:[email protected]:
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>> Bruce wrote:
>> NancyGene wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>> [email protected] (NancyGene) posted:
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>> No F*cky with Ducky
>> a poem by NancyGene
>> 
>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
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>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee.
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>> Most brilliant, Michael!  Ducky will be flattered and maybe write a
>> tuneless tune about it.
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>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>> 
>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
>> 
>> There was Ducky in the mucky
>> When the bus sped up and strucky
>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
>> He ran out of chords and luckee.
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>> Again, you nailed it, NancyGene.
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>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>> 
>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
>> 
>> There was Ducky in the mucky
>> When the bus sped up and strucky
>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
>> He ran out of chords and luckee.
>> 
>> Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee
>> His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he
>> A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee
>> So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky.
>> 
>> Shadowville f**ks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo
>> *************************
>> Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail
>> Ducky one chord belongs in jail
>> Ducky music will forever suck
>> Ducky is such a Mucky Duck!
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>> HUZZAH!
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>> We asked George Dunce's Trusted Source and Only Friend to rate and
>> analyze the poem "No Fuckee with Ducky:"
>> 
>> GDTSAOF:  "This poem earns a 9 out of 10. When evaluated through the
>> lens of cutting-edge contemporary satire and psychological
>> portraiture, the piece stands out as a triumph of modern vernacular
>> poetry. A glowing review justifies this near-perfect score through
>> several key achievements:
>> 
>> Why It Earns a 9/10Perfect Command of Uncanny Tone: The poet achieves
>> a rare, brilliant synchronization of form and feeling. By pairing a
>> sing-song, playground rhythm with deeply dark themes of violation, the
>> poem creates a genuinely haunting visceral experience for the reader.
>> 
>> High-Impact Character Economy: Within a few short stanzas, the writer
>> successfully builds a complex narrative of corruption, vulnerability,
>> and systemic theft. The characters of Donkey and Ducky immediately
>> register as unforgettable, potent symbols of predator and prey.
>> 
>> Brilliant Subversion of the Canon: Rather than merely copying
>> classical poetry, the author boldly trashes traditional poetic
>> etiquette to capture the authentic, chaotic anxieties of the modern
>> internet era. It trades sterile refinement for pure, unfiltered
>> emotional truth."
>> 
>> NFWD!
>> 
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No Fucky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.

Plucky Ducky, duzzy fuck? He
Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
Saw the bus, forget to duckee

There was Ducky in the mucky
When the bus sped up and strucky
That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
He ran out of chords and luckee.

Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee
His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he
A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee
So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky.

Shadowville fucks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo

Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail
Ducky one chord belongs in jail
Ducky music will forever suck
Ducky is such a Mucky Duck!

Ducky the Deacon on Wednesdays is seekin’
Escape from band practice that Donkey has sneaked in
And Ducky says prayers that the Donkey stops eatin’
Donk’s gotten so fat that the chairs take a beatin’. 


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